[Knuckle Sandwich Combo]

Wherefore, Hephzibah, my most cherished angel, thou art called upon to assist me in cutting the screen to this window, for I heretofore seek with great diligence to know your children, and take them therewith into the wildnerness, dress them in rags, and restore every blessing lost to them before entering the glory, honor, and exaltation of my harem. Oh Hephzibah!

[Maurice Tift]

... for thou art a Queen, Oh Hephzibah!

Death's too good for this guy.

[evad]

WOW!
I never met a real prophet before..this could be my big chance.

[Pharmboy]

Note to self: Don't bring any street people who think they're God into my home. (Daddy Smart ain't so.)

[GLDNGUN]

Scary how much that "manifesto" reads like Doctrine and Covenants 132. Yikes. Should give some pause for thought.

[Yeti]

And thou shalt take into thy heart and home seven times seven sisters, to love and to care for forty-nine precious jewels in thy crown, and thou art the jubilee of them all, first and last, for all are given unto thee for thy glory and honor and exaltation, even as thou art given unto them, for thou art a Queen, Oh Hephzibah! ..."

Hey, I was gonna use that line!

"I want you to be the queen of my harem." Except I wasn't going to kidnap anyone ...

All joking aside, it is gut-wrenching to think that Liz really was an "abducted teen sex slave" ... a shocking left turn in this poor girl's life.

One day she was an accomplished harpist whose entire life was lived within her extended family, the next she was being raped at knifepoint by a homeless crazy couple, the beginning of a new life, her innocence sacrificed to the demented co-delusions of this psychotic narcissist and his "wife."

[sonrise57]

bump

[hillsborofox]

Given that this story just keeps getting curiouser and curiouser I wouldn't be surprised if we learn that Elizabeth Smart is pregnant.

[Xenalyte]

Hephzibah Eladah Isaiah would NOT be a good name for a band.