SONG PARODY: Blix the Swedish Goofball

3/14/03 | laz17

[laz17]

Sung to the tune of "Puff the Magic Dragon"

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Blix the Swedish goofball worked for Kofi
And traipsed around Iraq in search of some double-yoo-em-dee.
Many weeks went by without a smoking gun
And as Blix searched, Saddam played hide-and-seek and had some fun.

Blix the Swedish goofball worked for Kofi
And traipsed around Iraq in search of some double-yoo-em-dee.
Blix the Swedish goofball worked for Kofi
And dumb enough to fall for all Saddam's little tricks was he.

Saddam let Hansie stumble on an al-Samoud or two
Hansie wagged his finger and told him what he must do
So Saddam pretended to wreck some three or four
While the missile factory cranked out some fifty more.

Blix the Swedish goofball worked for Kofi
And traipsed around Iraq in search of some double-yoo-em-dee.
Blix the Swedish goofball worked for Kofi
And as he bumbled we began to doubt his ability.

The doctor told the council of much progress with Baghdad
Powell showed a picture of a drone that Saddam had
Hansie thumbed his nose and he denied the evidence
And it became quite clear inspections were just a pretense.

Blix the Swedish goofball worked for Kofi
And traipsed around Iraq in search of some double-yoo-em-dee.
Blix the Swedish goofball worked for Kofi
But his report created doubt about his integrity.

Then one day it happened, George Bush had enough
Troops went in, took down Saddam, and then found all the stuff
Saddam was caught and lynched by an angry mob
And Hansie promptly found himself out of his cushy job.

Blix the Swedish goofball worked for Kofi
And traipsed around Iraq in search of some double-yoo-em-dee.
Blix the Swedish goofball worked for Kofi
And he went down as the biggest dupe and fool in history.

[laz17]

Ignorance is Blix. And so is incompetence. And negligence.

[Brian_Baldwin]

Here's my song to the French Fries after we take Iraq and they the boogers of the Workers World Party la Franc are left to the dust bin of history:

Yippee Ti Yi Yo, get along little dogies
It's your misfortune and none of my own
Yippee Ti Yi Yo get along little dogies
Maybe nowhere or Wyoming will soon be your home.