[Miss Marple]

Actor Don Johnson is caught up in a money-laundering probe by German authorities, who say they found the "Miami Vice" star in a car with a suitcase stuffed with $8 billion worth of share certificates, bonds and credit notes when he crossed the Swiss border, it was revealed yesterday. Regardless of whether it was 8 billion or not, it could have been. It wasn't in bills, but in certificates, bonds, and credit notes. Those can be written in very large denominations, so that it would be quite possible to carry it in a briefcase.

[ewing]

I wonder how far the nearest Swiss Bank deposit box was from the location of the incident at the German border..