Petsmart argued that because Jenkins acknowledged the feces was out in the open and she could not say how fresh it was
Petsmart clerk Carl did some sophisticated testing on the alleged feces and determined it to be a Baby Ruth Candy Bar. Jenkins actually slipped and fell while fainting after Carl tasted the alleged droppings.
5 posted on 03/07/2003 9:56:22 AM PST by amused
(Republicans for Sharpton!)