I didn't realise she had such passionate fans. Stealing her wig is a bit much though.
Regards, Ivan
1 posted on
03/07/2003 7:32:47 AM PST by
MadIvan
To: Mr. Mulliner; Semper911; Bubbette; Kip Lange; dixiechick2000; UofORepublican; kayak; ...
Bump!
2 posted on
03/07/2003 7:33:24 AM PST by
MadIvan
(Learn the power of the Dark Side, www.thedarkside.net)
To: MadIvan
Cher wears wigs? Next you'll be telling me that Michael Jackson has had plastic surgery...
3 posted on
03/07/2003 7:35:43 AM PST by
veronica
To: MadIvan
Fortunately for us in Richmond, the Bruce Springsteen concert last night went off without a problem. No known thefts of star's belongings at this time.
4 posted on
03/07/2003 7:37:05 AM PST by
iceskater
To: MadIvan
This reminds me of what happens in Kalifornia every three or four years: "Clothesline Bandits" that snatch wimmin's panties from the line.
5 posted on
03/07/2003 7:37:13 AM PST by
ErnBatavia
((Bumperootus!))
To: MadIvan
Who cares about Iraq? Thank God Cher has her wig back, that's the real important thing. ;)
6 posted on
03/07/2003 7:37:29 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: MadIvan
thank god. now we can call off the war on terrorism.
dep
7 posted on
03/07/2003 7:38:33 AM PST by
dep
To: MadIvan
The star's wig, which was valued at $10,000A new wig for Cher
cost $10,000.
Picturing Cher bald
priceless.
To: MadIvan
Phew! Crisis averted, now we can get on with our lives...
10 posted on
03/07/2003 7:46:15 AM PST by
Tredge
To: MadIvan
Wooh! Thank God! Now, what about her missing brain?
To: MadIvan
The suspect later told police he had given it to an unknown woman outside the concert on 25 February.
To: MadIvan
Cher always was and will ever be a skank.
To: MadIvan
I had to scroll way down today to find this important news development--thank goodness I had the patience and learned of this wonderful happening for Cher.
/sarcasm
17 posted on
03/07/2003 9:19:10 AM PST by
RicocheT
To: MadIvan
Cher's Brain FoundAP
Cher's brain, stolen from the star's dressing room during a concert tour, was found today when her manager, Bruce LeBruce, spotted an unusual ad in a local paper.
"The ad read 'brain for sale, good condition never been used'", said Mr LeBruce, "and I knew immediately we had located Cher's brain!"
The star was told the good news today at an anti-war rally, "I didn't even know it was missing until they told me it was found!" exclaimed the diva.
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