[MadIvan]

I didn't realise she had such passionate fans. Stealing her wig is a bit much though.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Bump!

[veronica]

Cher wears wigs? Next you'll be telling me that Michael Jackson has had plastic surgery...

[iceskater]

Fortunately for us in Richmond, the Bruce Springsteen concert last night went off without a problem. No known thefts of star's belongings at this time.

[ErnBatavia]

This reminds me of what happens in Kalifornia every three or four years: "Clothesline Bandits" that snatch wimmin's panties from the line.

[dfwgator]

Who cares about Iraq? Thank God Cher has her wig back, that's the real important thing. ;)

[dep]

thank god. now we can call off the war on terrorism.

dep

[alaskanfan]

The star's wig, which was valued at $10,000

A new wig for Cher
cost $10,000.

Picturing Cher bald
priceless.

[Tredge]

Phew! Crisis averted, now we can get on with our lives...

[Dionysius]

Wooh! Thank God! Now, what about her missing brain?

[Paul Atreides]

The suspect later told police he had given it to an unknown woman outside the concert on 25 February.

[Solamente]

Cher always was and will ever be a skank.

[RicocheT]

I had to scroll way down today to find this important news development--thank goodness I had the patience and learned of this wonderful happening for Cher.

/sarcasm

[harry palmer]

Cher's Brain Found

AP
Cher's brain, stolen from the star's dressing room during a concert tour, was found today when her manager, Bruce LeBruce, spotted an unusual ad in a local paper.

"The ad read 'brain for sale, good condition never been used'", said Mr LeBruce, "and I knew immediately we had located Cher's brain!"

The star was told the good news today at an anti-war rally, "I didn't even know it was missing until they told me it was found!" exclaimed the diva.