My dream on Powell's speech to the Security Council:
"Hello, fellow respected ministers, Inspector Blix, Inspector Al-Baradei, stupid dumbass Iraqi terrorist parading as a foreign minister. Instead of talking to you myself, I have decided to deputize former Marine drill sargeant R. Lee Ermey as an official US attache. He will speak to you as my proxy."
Ermey: "Listen here, you limp-wristed Euro-faggots! You French p---ies! We have 200,000 US Marines waiting to kick some raghead @ss, and we could care less about how you want to be butt-buddies with Saddam Hussein! So unf--k yourselves and get your s--t together NOW! We are going to defend our country by killing whoever the hell we think needs to be killed. And if you don't like it, you can go home and cry to your momma, you weak-kneed terrorist-loving HIPPIES!"