[poet]

Hi AAA;

Here's part 1:

"If a tree hugger sits upon my branch,
I'll see she buys the ranch,
If another moron takes her place,
sits upon me without a brace,
I'll send them flying thru the air,
pulling at their hair,
screaming, it's not fair,
I only wanted to give hugs,
now I'm food for the bugs,
no more spiking, you phony clowns
I'll send you toppling to the ground"

Copyright (c) 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved. April 27, 2002

Part 2 to follow

FReegards

[poet]

Here'spart Deux:

The Trees Reply: Part Deux

My goodness, another one bought the ranch,
once again, sat upon my branch sit
without a brace,
I sent him flying thru space,
his friends are in a funk,
as he lays at my trunk,
oops, did I just see him squirm?
nyah, that was just a worm

Don't they know I'm very old,
that I have to go,
so other mays grow,
the morons say, no

Oh well, not to worry,
if they do it again,
they'll be sorry,
the fools rub against my grain

They did not heed my first reply,
seems that they want to die,
they continue to mess with Mother Nature,
promoting their pseudo-science,
getting the legislature,
to punish those who are defiant,
and self-reliant

Copyright (c)2002 By John J.Lindsay.All Rights Reserved