There was a very famous poster here who would gives clues in riddles -(it's driving me nuts that I can't remember his name)about Clinton's behavior in '98 and '99 - and he often spoke of the "turtle" - who I believe was the guy carrying the codes to the nukes. "quidich" or something close to that, wasn't it? It's on the proverbial tongue tip.
I believe the poster's name was Quidam. His posts were very obscure yet detailed about the Clinton presidency. That poster has fallen off the face of the earth like Deep Throat.
Quidam had a clues about the football, but the "coke is it" thread was too much fun.