[small voice in the wilderness]

My fellow Americans, I want to talk to you tonight about cutting taxes...

LOL!

My fellow Americans, I am tonight announcing a debate between myself and saddam hussein scheduled for 8 p.m. May 7 at the Omni Hotel, Ballroom B.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

My fellow Americans, I am tonight announcing a debate between myself and saddam hussein scheduled for 8 p.m. May 7 at the Omni Hotel, Ballroom B

rsvp, chicken/beef/vegan/halal/kosher/diabetic