[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

"We painted a huge sign on the roof saying human shields, so when any planes bombed the target, they'd see they were killing us -- Englishmen and Finns and Turks."

Very considerate...but you forgot the bullseye.

[Howlin]

This should be entered into that show My Life is a Sitcom.......it's a sure winner!