[Dead Dog]

I didn't find this in a search, I hope it isn't old news.

[Tacis]

Beware of being hit by falling metal scrap! Do not stand under this flying deathtrap while it is in the air. Bell Helicopter has pulled the greatest scam in aviation history with this machine. Unfortunately, it is my view that any problems with these tests will be hidden.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I like my wing and engines in fixed positions. Anything else brings new meaning to the term "Unusal Attitude". Seat of the pants, blue sky, grass strips, low, slow, and dependable.