[FBD]

Here's my little poem to the French: (BTW, It's mine, but feel free to use it)

That Jacque Chirac;
Isn't worth our spit.
Traitorous appeaser;
And a back-stabbing $hit.

FRegards,
FBD

[afraidfortherepublic]

LOL. Love the poem. However, I think I'll substitute 'twit' for your last word. It works just as well, and you can say it in front of the children!

[Defiant]

A little poesy, eh?

I am Saddam.
Saddam I am.

That Damn Saddam. That Damn Saddam.
I do not like that Damn Saddam.

Do you have anthrax, Saddam?

I'm talking true, I really am,
I have no anthrax, I, Saddam.

Is smallpox hid inside your trucks?

What's that you say, you lousy f*&^*?

And how 'bout nuke's, I hear you've got 'em.

Stick those nukes right up your bottom!
I do not have anthrax or bugs,
I do not have VX in jugs,
I do not make nukes in my plants,
So keep that gun tucked in your pants.

You get the idea. Maybe I'll finish it later.