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Barrister for hire: Happygal

In view of the defendants *dubious* musical affiliations (it, has been known that said defendant has referred to Bono as 'my boy, Bono!!!), it would prove a conflict of interest for Happygal to act as barrister for the defence.

Happygal, will admit to owning a Springsteen 'Greatest Hits' CD - bought during the dubious, early 20's when said fledgling barrister had more money than sense, at a time when she had very little money!

Therefore her hiring, in this instance, can only be for the plaintiffs. Having that said, this should not compromise any future legal contractual engagements she may enter into with Mr. Mud.

Are we clear? ;-)

"Springsteen 'Greatest Hits' CD"

Now we're talkin'...did you see my rendition of "MUD's Brothers!!" up the thread and over yonder?! BRUUUUUUCE just evokes memories of my teenaged years, that's all...nothin' fer these anti-BOSS Girleymen around here to git their panties in a wad about, but I'm just dealin' with a buncha rednecked NASCAR junkies anywheres...SHEEEEEESH!!!

Ha hah...as if there's more than ONE CONTROLLING LEGAL AUTHORITY on the Black Threads....LOL!!! Y'all are sooooooo newVaux riche...MUD

"Happygal, will admit to owning a Springsteen 'Greatest Hits' CD - bought during the dubious, early 20's when said fledgling barrister had more money than sense, at a time when she had very little money!"

So noted...more money than sense.

Yer Honesty, even the barrister from Ireland recognizes the conditions required to be a Springsteen Fan!

This I swear by the Stars, Mud!
Mud, this I swear to you, that I will get a convic-shunnnn!!!
You shall get your reward, Bud!
And you will wear a differant chaaaaaaain, Number 24601!!!

Most sincerely,
Javert

"Dancin' With Soddom!!"
(To be sung to TheBOSS's "Dancin' In the Dark!!")

I'm fed up ev'ry evening...
Networks ain't got nothin' fer me!!
We wake up ev'ry morning...
Can't go to bed...FReepin' Fer the FRee!!
Nation's Gotta Git Inspired!!
Man I'm just tired and bored with myself
Hey there, FReepers, we could use just a little help!!

You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
FReedom Inspires!!
DemonRATS're just Dancin' with Soddom!!

JUSTICE keeps getting nearer...
RushLimbaugh's on and I'm groooovin' 'round the Cave!!
Dru checks his look in the mirror...
We wanna change tax codes...WE Care!! WE Save!!
Folks, Slick ain't going nowhere!!
Slick's just waiting to git dumped like $#!+!!
We're bound to GitJustice sometime...
FReepers, I just know that We're IT!!

You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
FReepers, Left's Tired...
EvilMen are just Dancing With Soddom!!

We sit around getting Bolder...
There's a yoke here called "Fear"...'tis Anti-Liberty!!
We'll Take This World ON Our Shoulders...
Come on, Dubyuh, Let's Make Folks FRee!!

Stay on the FReeps of this town
and they'll be carving you up alright
They say you gotta stay hungry
hey baby I'm just about starving tonight
I'm dying for some action
I'm sick of sitting 'round here trying to write this book
I need a love reaction
come on now baby gimme just one look

You can't start a fire sitting 'round crying over a broken heart
Yes...MUD's fer Hire!!
DemonRATS're just Dancing With Soddom!!
Left can't start the fire worrying about their Lib'ralWorld falling apart!!
Mudboy's fer Hire!!
FReepers, we are just Dancing ON Soddom!!
FReepers, we are just dancing in the dark
Even if we're just dancing in the dark
Even if we're just dancing in the dark
Hey baby

Mid...MUD