Well, now that all depends. What do you have in mind? I've already got two scrumptious meals, a limousine ride, and an overnite stay at the Jefferson Hotel comin' my way. Unless you got sumpthin' better than a Virginny ham or Landru's knockwursts, than you better try yer bribe on Goldilucky and leave me out.
BTW, since I have moved up to CelebrityJudge status (albeit as an intern), I probably cannot hold the position of wager judge any longer. Would either you or Goldilucky like to join Landru on that lower bench?? And being wager judge can be quite lucrative, if you catch my drift. (wink, wink)
I take it you've given my settlement offer your blessings, then?
Just guessing about that, now; since, you've neglected to say one way or another so I'm left to gleen what I can from your scattered & cryptic decisions you'll sporadically issue from the Bench.
"Would either you or Goldilucky like to join Landru on that lower bench??"
I'm sorry, I'm going to recuse myself from sitting with either of those two individuals.
However, I think the two of 'em would be perfect, together.
In fact, it's a marriage made in Heaven.
"And being wager judge can be quite lucrative, if you catch my drift. (wink, wink)"
That's not altogether honest, your Honor (...or Highness).
Here's where the "Truth in Advertising" statutes comes into play, y'know.
Seems you've (skillfully) omitted the most crucial aspect which -- as it turns out -- is directly proportional to your good fortune, the expansion of your girth & subsequent enrichment, eh?
That is...
Mud's propensity for making stupid, sucker's bets; &, the fact he just might've learned enough (personal discipline) -- by now -- to stop his financial hemorrhaging?
...I mean, anything's possible.
I don't wish to join on a godless commercial law bench. I care to serve a jural society of christian people who acknowledge God in the Courts! In these courts judge wagering does not exist! God does and so does his law and The Word. So count me out too!
Yep...just like that!!
MUD