Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Here ya go..."Black X(a)"...thought I insisted everyone bookmark that one.

For when all other paths are closed to you...MUD

[sultan88]

That's true, Happygal. Thanks! I was unjustly worried, but remember Landru was missing for nearly three months. And I am awaiting jla's testimony vs. Mr. Slim in the Bruce Springsteen case.

[ALOHA RONNIE]

http://www.WeWereSoldiers.com

http://www.LZXRAY.com

Democracy in Action for REAL.

[Mudboy Slim]

He wuz s'posed to swing by my worksite last weekend but we never crossed paths...I already returned his spectacles and his 'Gade is SWEET!!

Gotta run and pick up the mudrats...Girl Scout cookies are IN!!

FReegards...MUD

[Happygal]

I was unjustly worried, but remember Landru was missing for nearly three months.

I always worry when Landru goes M.I.A. Goodness knows what he gets up to when out of sight! ;-)

[sultan88]

Thanks again for these excellent links.

[sultan88]

Can't wait for my cookies. I did order some, didn't I??

[sultan88]

mine...??

[Landru]

"How'd you do THAT, PanacheBoy?!"

Don't worry about it, FBD.
Why it was just last week *I* was, "PanacheBoy."
Now look, it's you.
What a difference a week makes, eh.
Next week who knows, maybe it'll be The Sultan or Conservativemusician.

Geshhhh.
Ya just never know with a boy like that.

...who's gonna be *honored* next, 'round here.

[Landru]

"I always worry when Landru goes M.I.A. Goodness knows what he gets up to when out of sight!"

HA!!
Wise ass.

I only wished whatever I find to be "up to" were a fraction of what your 30 year old fervent mind might be thinking I am.
I sure do. {g}

Now in my youth??
A Lass like yourself would've hightailed it for the hills when ya saw this bad boy comin' in your direction, el pronto!

I'd bet my wife sure wished she'd moved a hellovalot quicker.

...than she did. ;^)

[Landru]

"Shall I go back to XVI to find it or do you want to, Landru??"

I wouldn't bother, Sultan.
The boy wouldn't apologize to FBD for being proven wrong, either.

He's really stuck in one of his Terry McAuliffe-like ruts, it seems.
Times like that it wouldn't matter if ya slapped 'em upside the head with the, "The 4x4 of Truth."
He'd just tell ya to do it again 'cuz it feels so good when it's over.
I dunno.

Now he's fixin' to *gorge* himself on -- God only knows -- how many cases of Girl Scout cookies, too.
He'll impudently defend his gluttony by telling us, "But it's fer the childrun!"
You watch; that guy'll drive whole milk prices to the moon.
I swear.

Man-o-man, can you even imagine what that boy's "sugar high" will make 'em bahave like in the next week -- as long as those cookies last, anyway -- or two? >shudder<

...it'll make his stealing the kid's Halloween candy pale by comparison.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Now he's fixin' to *gorge* himself on -- God only knows -- how many cases of Girl Scout cookies, too."

The new "AlohaChips"(aka MacadamiaNut) are to die fer...but we only got six boxes total, including (2) Trefoils fer the kids and two ThinMints fer the Missuz, so the sugar high ought not git me goin' but so much...what I'd be worried about is May, when I start quittin' Skoal prior to turnin' 40 in June...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...I was just totin' all them boxes in the MudCave a coupla minutes ago and then come downstairs to see yer post, whilst swallowin' an AlohaChipCookie and crammin' another down my yap....doo doo doo doo....doo doo doo doo!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Yes, yers...can you spout sumthin' a bit more interestin' next time?!

SHEEEEEESH...MUD

[sultan88]

"I wouldn't bother, Sultan."

By that, may I assume that you are conceding that he did not concede??? AND THE WAGER IS STILL ON?? If that is true, my advice to you would be to make no more generous offers as you did on his previous concession but, instead, make him deliver that delicious Virginny ham to you personally with all the adult beverages and ceegars as originally wagered.

You DID try to hep the boy, didn't ya??

[BOBTHENAILER]

So Help Me"...MUD

So help me BTN..

Great time to recite that quote.

[Happygal]

Now in my youth?? A Lass like yourself would've hightailed it for the hills when ya saw this bad boy comin' in your direction, el pronto!

And WHY am *I* not completely convinced, that the one time renegade, has finally given up his guns?

Time marches on ~it marches on me next Sunday when I face a new birthday~ but while the age-ometer clocks another one, the sass and spirit remain.

So therefore Landru, WHY?, should I ever think to dismiss the prospect that there is *Life in the ol' Dog yet?*...

...eh?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Remember!! Remember!!"

"America is this country's greatest friend and our staunchest ally. We are bonded to the US by culture, language and blood. A little over half a century ago, around half a million Americans died for our freedoms, as well as their own. Have we forgotten so soon? And exactly a year ago, thousands of ordinary men, women and children - not just Americans, but from dozens of countries - were butchered by a small group of religious fanatics.

Are we so quick to betray them?

What touched the heart about those who died in the twin towers and on the planes was that we recognized them. Young fathers and mothers, somebody's son and somebody's daughter, husbands and wives, and children, some unborn. And these people brought it on themselves? And their nation is to blame for their meticulously planned slaughter?

These days you don't have to be some dust-encrusted nut job in Kabul or Karachi or Finsbury Park to see America as the Great Satan. The anti- American alliance is made up of self-loathing liberals who blame the Americans for every ill in the Third World, and conservatives from power-envy, bitter that the world's only superpower can do what it likes without having to ask permission.

The truth is that America has behaved with enormous restraint since September 11. Remember, remember. Remember the gut-wrenching tapes of weeping men phoning their wives to say, "I love you," before they were burned alive. Remember those people leaping to their deaths from the top of burning skyscrapers. Remember the hundreds of firemen buried alive... Remember the smiling face of that beautiful little girl who was on one of the planes with her mum. Remember, remember - and realize that America has never retaliated for 9/11 in anything like the way it could have."

Thanks fer sharin', JV's Bro!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Of course the wager's still on...I just mentioned that I'd probably bring Dru's winnings with me to Indianny even when Dru LOSES!!

McAwful Goin' FRee?!...Git a CLUE!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"stealing the kid's Halloween candy "

Hey dude, JakeyBoy doesn't even LIKE chocolate, so I'm doing him a FAVOR!!

SHEEEEESH...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

900...MUD