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Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"
The MudCave ^
| 3 March 2003 (3/3/03)
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 03/03/2003 3:58:28 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")
(CM and the BigMan on guitar)
Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!
(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)
Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!
(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!
(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)
Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!
Mid...MUD
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: death; hussein; liberateirag; saddam
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To: conservativemusician
"CM, do you like Billy Joel?""I like his attitude."
I like his ex-wife, the SportsIllustrated model chick...MUD
841
posted on
03/13/2003 3:55:07 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: Mudboy Slim
Did you find that somewhere?
The way that guy sings that song you would never know what the heck the lyrics are!
To: Mudboy Slim
Christie Brinkley!
She was awesome in her day. But she's another one where it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth!
To: Mudboy Slim
Actually she still looks damn good in those stupid infomercials!
To: conservativemusician
"Did you find that somewhere?" Did a Yahoo search on "KingsmanLyrics" and that's the first thing that popped up, with the Kingsman's copyright info intact.
It ain't no mystery, my FRiend...MUD
845
posted on
03/13/2003 4:21:28 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: conservativemusician
I'd be done afore she opened her Lib'ral yap...LOL!!
846
posted on
03/13/2003 4:24:33 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: conservativemusician
Doesn't she though...MUD
847
posted on
03/13/2003 4:25:05 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: FBD
Good morning...
"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")
RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"
Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!
Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo
Mudboy Slim
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Quite Sincerely...MUD
1 posted on 12/13/2002 3:26 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
848
posted on
03/13/2003 4:27:42 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: Mudboy Slim
ROTFL!
To: FBD; jla; KLT
The Wager between Landru and Mudboy Slim (Re: Terry McAuliffe)
The Terms:
Landru: They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002? "I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best."
Slim: Yer on, my FRiend...beer, brats and stoagies will provide much motivation fer the late night FReepin' excapades!!
Landru: "If they *don't*?? I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?"
Slim: Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail, I'll gladly send you a case of Legends Ale (good stuff from the local microbrewery), a big ol' Smithfield Ham, and a box of Macanudos.
Slim: T-Mac's goin' DOWN!!
Slim: FReegards...MUD
The Status:
Today, December 13, 2002, is the four-month anniversary of this much-watched wager from Black IX. As the appointed judge, I, the fair and unbalanced Sultan, do hereby report that on Day 121 of this year-long wager, Terry McAuliffe has not been indicted. Therefore, Landru is winning, (unfortunately).
Mudboy Slim is beginning to feel like the Boston Red Sox.
3 posted on 12/13/2002 6:42 PM EST by sultan88
850
posted on
03/13/2003 4:31:01 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: Landru
Early morning is a great time to play a song.
To: conservativemusician
"Whuppin' Post!!"
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout...
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!!
Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS:
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon...
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
18 posted on 11/20/2002 3:31 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
852
posted on
03/13/2003 4:33:10 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: Mudboy Slim
That is one to include on cd #1.
Maybe a slightly shorter version. People just don't seem to have the attention span fer 10 minute jams!
To: conservativemusician; KLT; EdZep
We can always do multiple versions...then we'll do the long version in concert...MUD
854
posted on
03/13/2003 4:37:16 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: Mudboy Slim
Ah, there is nothing like the stretched out live version now, is there?
To: Cyber-Band
Cyber-Band
I'll be the first to admit that I'm a SilmarillionAddict and enjoy Tolkien's work here more than even "The Lord of the Rings", which I believe blows away "The Hobbit"!! So it'll be interesting to see how a Tolkien neophyte--BTW, how can someone claim "Ive been a fan of fantasy since before I was a teenager..." and heve never read Tolkien?--perceives this work of genius.
"It's interesting that this evil is spontaneousit merely "came into the heart of Melkor." We should also keep in mind that he is the "mightiest," the most greatly endowed with "power and knowledge." What do you think of how Tolkien puts a determinist spin on 'evil' when Ilúvatar proclaims, "And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined." So we end up with the sense that nothing is truly evil, since even when Melkor is at his worst, he's merely the instrument of Ilúvatar. And Im pretty sure Tolkien doesnt even use the word evil in this section. Peculiarno?"
Interesting, but far from unique, IMHO. "Evil" is a direct decendant of FReeWill, and a conscious choice on the part of the evil-doer. The fact that Iluvatar proclaims that "...no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful..." is no different than the StarWars saga wherein Anakin Skywalker is created--divinely, apparently--by the need to bring "Balance to the Force", IMHO. For if there is no EVIL to be Vanquished, what need is there for Righteous Heroes?!
That said...let's bring this dichotomy back to the present day. How and why could such an inarguably EVIL Man such as Osama bil Clinton exist and rise to the highest echelons of World Power?! IMHO, it is so Clinton can be VANQUISHED by the Righteous!! Can there be any other reason for Der SchleekMeister's existence other than to see him DRAMATICALLY felled by the Goodness that is the essence of the Great American Experiment?!
I think not...MUD
BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
346 posted on 12/30/2002 11:31 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
856
posted on
03/13/2003 4:42:48 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: conservativemusician
'Specially
"FReeBird!!" or
"SongRemainsTheSame!!" or
"GreenGrass&HighTides!!" FReegards...MUD
BTW...I'll be on the road most of the day today, so y'all behave like adults!!
857
posted on
03/13/2003 4:45:13 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: All
"Evil" is a direct decendant of FReeWill, and a conscious choice on the part of the evil-doer. The fact that
Iluvatar proclaims that "
...no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful..." is no different than the StarWars saga wherein Anakin Skywalker is created--divinely, apparently--by the need to bring "Balance to the Force", IMHO.
For if there is no EVIL to be Vanquished, what need is there for Righteous Heroes?! That said...let's bring this dichotomy back to the present day. How and why could such an inarguably EVIL Man such as Osama bil Clinton exist and rise to the highest echelons of World Power?! IMHO, it is so Clinton can be VANQUISHED by the Righteous!! Can there be any other reason for Der SchleekMeister's existence other than to see him DRAMATICALLY felled by the Goodness that is the essence of the Great American Experiment?!
I think not...MUD
BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
858
posted on
03/13/2003 4:49:27 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: Mudboy Slim
"Crazy Train...LIVE!!"
Crazy Train, I thought we were gonna get wild tonight!
All right everybody stick their hands in the air!
We love you!
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe yeah, yeah, it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Everybody clap your hands now come on!
I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned
To rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame?
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words...Yeah-h!!
(guitar solo)
Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, but what do I care
I'm living with something,
I don't want to share
Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Thank you! Okay!
It's what rock n roll's about!
LOL...MUD
859
posted on
03/13/2003 4:53:59 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: Mudboy Slim
"BTW...I'll be on the road most of the day today, so y'all behave like adults!! "
Yes, dad.
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