Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Hold on.

Two decent songs and a long show does NOT alter my original position!


Give a monkey a typewriter and he will eventually spell something correctly!

[conservativemusician]

Hewitt is a klinton bootlicker.

[FBD]

RE: Angry Young Man

Excellant poem...I've heard it before, but can't remember the author. Who is it?

My favorite line:
"With his fist in the air and his head in the sand"

Yup, that just about sums up most of the the anti-war protestors doesn't it?

FRegards

[conservativemusician]

I don't know where BJ stands vis a vis Iraq, but I always liked his attitude.

He usually closes his show with " Remember, don't take any shit from anybody!"

Gotta like that.

[conservativemusician]

Billy Joel, dude.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hewitt is a klinton bootlicker."

Yep...this 60 Minutes Hewitt is...when I first went to the link, I was hoping it was Hugh Hewitt laying into Bobdole fer his STOOOOOOOPIDity in taking this gig!! That I'd like to see 'cuz I think Dole's Servicin' Slick by joinin' him on this show!!

DE-LEGITIMIZE the DemonRAT Whore'd...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
...I found that just surviving was a noble fight
...I once believed in causes too
...I had my pointless point of view
...And life went on no matter who was wrong or right"

To me, Dru, being RIGHT is its OWN Reward, and a heckuva lot easier to deal with than being WRONG on a Consistent Basis, although I've never experienced the latter sensation...LOL!!

You and yer hidden messages...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Maybe Dole's Viagra gig is up and he needs some pocket money.

Either way, it's a dumb move on his part.

[FBD]

"To CM: Thanks for your testimony for the defense in posts XVII.751 and 752."

Hold On Now, Judge Sultan! CM is a witness fer the prosecution...
He didn't waffle! What kind of Belgian do ya' think he is yer Majestry???

However, CM...any more concessions to the Deaf-fence of Mudboy, and I will ask the barrister to consider you a hostile witness!

Baliff, yer side-arm at the ready, PLEASE...>

[conservativemusician]

Please see post 761.


After all, I am under oath.

[FBD]

Billy Joel...

Of course! thanks... I couldn't remember...{sheepish grin}

[Mudboy Slim]

"...it's a dumb move on his part."

Yep...I'll NEVER watch the show, but I can see Bobdole gettin' tripped up weekly just like his Veep candidate did against Algore, when Algore told Jack Kemp, "Well, most of your Party is perceived as anti-Black; however, you come off as someone who would like to improve Race Relations!!" and Jack Kemp said, "Why Thank You, Al!!"

The STOOOOOPID Party, indeed...MUD

[conservativemusician]

"Yep...I'll NEVER watch the show"

When I saw what was going to be on 60 Minutes, I made sure I had on Star Trek reruns!

[FBD]

"If my Screen Name wasn't MudboySlim, it'd be HappyDude, dude...MUD
BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'HappyDude'

How 'bout Sappy Dude? Daffy Dude? LOL!
I am here to he'p ya!

BTW, good job on FReepin'the "Dancin' in The Dark" song, I must admit...{grudgingly}
You even threw in a line for Landru, nice touch...

FRegards

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...I haven't watched 60 minutes since the Kathleen Willey interview...she usedta live down the street from the MudCave...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"You even threw in a line for Landru, nice touch..."

I try to sneak in REAL folks in addition to talkin' 'bout these folks we just see on TeeVee...MUD

[conservativemusician]

I can't stomach the jerks on that show.

Andy Rooney occasionally has something funny to say, but never worth dealing with the rest.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Give a monkey a typewriter and he will eventually spell something correctly!"

You callin' me a monkey?!

I'll kuttya, MLBerDude...don't be callin' me a Monkey...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[conservativemusician]

ROTFLMBO!

[FBD]

That's a great tribute to our Navy, bkwells!

Mud, thanks for reposting it, FRiend.

BTW, what do you all think of the BIG BLU, M.O.A.B.?

I forget what the acronym stands for, but I like what everyone is calling it...MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS... LOL!

I guess it rattled the houses in the Florida panhandle 30 miles away! However, I heard them calling it a satellite guided bomb on Fox news this AM, and then they show one being pushed out of the back of a C-130, just like they do with Daisy Cutters, on a big parachute!

Now, how the HECK is that satellite guided??? LOL!

FRegards