Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Beat you to it.

[conservativemusician]

Norah Jones is an actual, real live musician. With all those Grammys and a serious musical career to consider, I doubt she has time to think about the Hollywierd Left!

I would be seriously disappointed if she was a leftist.



I dig Norah Jones. Nome sain?

[sultan88]

Well, gawsh darn it!!! I turn my back for a minute and you pull a Mud on me. Well, congrats!! I'll get #500.

[sultan88]

"I dig Norah Jones. Nome sain?"

Yessuh, ahnozackly wotchu sain. I dig her, too!

[ALOHA RONNIE]

GARRY OWEN, Sir
(U.S. 7th Cav Salute)

[Mudboy Slim]

"the soupfest that I am judging"

The Chili Cook-Off is on Saturday, but the Patrick Henry Reenactment is on Sunday...think up another excuse, dude...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...you got it!! LOL...Friday night's at home are a different kinda fun, ain't they?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BTW...if I wouldda been here, no way it takes me three different minutes to do those three sorry-assed posts!! SHEEEESH...you typin' with yer elbows again, JoiseyBoy?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...in '73 I was well aware of the team in green and gold."

Yep...that 24-9 year that Vida Blue had was incredible, plus we had Holtzman and Dobson and Catfish fer the rotation and Rollie Fingers reinventing the Stopper role. Great fun, especially with nutty ol' Charley O. Finley stirrin' the mix!!

If we could sign one or two of our OWN FRee Agents, we might just be able to re-achieve those Glory Years...MUD

BTW...you reckon the J-E-T-S JetsJetsJets are gonna match the Skins' offer fer the KR of yers?! Can he play the backfield at all?! We seem to be collecting skatbacks...LOL!! I'm still predicting Emmitt Smith Leads Redskins to Super Bowl!!

[Mudboy Slim]

CM snaked ya on 400, din't he?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

My new DVD player don't work!! SHEEEESH...as soon as I find somewheres to plug this DVD into, I'm gonna be bumping you up to get yer insight. I've already got Snow Bunny's "We Were Soldiers Thread" handy, but I've seen up until the point they are deploying and the movie sucked the wind right outta me. My ol' man deployed over the Nam twice in the late-60's and I cannot imagine the anguish of delivering those letters to those wives. What's about to happen in Iraq is serious business alright, but it's gotta be sooooo much more unnerving when you've got a gutless Sociopathic MORON like Johnson or Clinton as Commender-in-Chief!!

Thank God and the SCOTUS George Bush is calling the shots!!

Utmost FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Ted's kid looks Zackley like him...MUD

[sultan88]

No. The soupfest is Sunday; same day and time as the re-enactment. Earlier when you said the re-enactment was on the 22nd, I thought I could go. But I'm committed on the 23rd (so far).

[sultan88]

"GARRY OWEN, Sir (U.S. 7th Cav Salute)"

Just finished viewing the movie. It was GREAT!! I really admire you for being there! Gotta think a bit before deciding on my favorite scene.

[Landru]

"Y'all are gittin' too close to that as it is...SHEEEESH, Git a ROOM!!"

HA!!
Score 1 for Mud. :^)
(I swear, that's something my *obnoxious* 'Rat Father-in-Law might've said to KnI when we were dating.)

"You can dress 'em up but you can't take 'em out...MUD"

Yea-yea...true.
But then again??

...CM's not calling our house asking either of us out on a *date*, either.

[Landru]

"You playin' yer guitar?...Best be."

You bet.
I'm picking up steam, again.
Just am divided in more directions now than even a few months back, I guess.

"Check out www.cosmicbox.tv. You'll get an idea of what I do every week. It can be painful, but hey, I'm playin' songs.LOL"

I will at my first chance.
Have the URL written down right here next to me.

...will give you some feedback, too.

[Mudboy Slim]

Oh...well, you can't go then...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Just am divided in more directions now than even a few months back, I guess."

Ain't that the TRUTH?!! Gonna be an interestin'--albeit busy--year, imho...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"CM's not calling our house asking either of us out on a *date*, either."

OOOh, low blow, dude...daddy's got a few years afore he's gotta worry 'bout young would-be suitors ringin' the MudCave doorbell askin' to take out li'l JessieLee!! All I know is there ain't no way I'm gonna let her date any of them FReeaky musicians...LOL!!!

Good to hear yer pickin' at that axe again, mi amigo...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Oh, Justice,
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!"

"Oh yeah, baby-I remember, all of these people and their unhappy fates. And I always will.....wanting that 'justice' thing to happen, big time."

Just so you know, that song was FReeped by the Sultan hisself, with no input from...MUD

Jist wanted to give credit where credit's due....