Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[FBD]

"Just becuz a dude does what he can to lessen the suffering..."

If Springstreet wants to lesson suffering, he should be tellin' those guys to stop abusin' hamsters, if ya' know what I mean...

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lanny, is that you?"

I'll NEVER figger out how G.Gordon could give that RAT-DOLT so much respect when he is OBVIOUSLY such a KorruptKlintonKlingon!!

LOL...MUD

BTW...did I ever tell ya G. Gordon and my W&M prof father-in-law are TWINS?!

[Mudboy Slim]

I am the first one to agee that anal abstinence is the BEST SOLUTION fer AIDS...MUD

OTOH, when I was a single man, I usedta figger all the dudes who--inexplicably, IMHO--paired up with other dudes just made my odds fer success with the FairerSex that much better.

[Ligeia]

Hey, when y'all find out about the Richmond rally, will you start a new thread to give it better exposure? I know I miss information embedded in this one. Did Michael Graham say why he left D.C.? I know he commented several times during snipermania that his wife was not amused he'd moved her to sniperville.

Also, the unthinkable is about to happen! Not taking anything away from our wonderful friends in the Empire State, but they're about to overtake us in sheer numbers! We need an Old Dominion membership drive. We were ahead by 25 and we're now only leading by five! Good-natured horrors!

[FBD]

"To save SOULS, you gotta go where the sinners are, my FRiends"...MUD

Mud, to save 'em, you gotta tell it like it is.

Ain't that RIGHT, Bruce? (Willis, not Springstreet.) Why the Hollywood Left Hates Bruce Willis

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"If you guys vote for Al Gore, you're out of your minds… Gore's a knucklehead… just the lying and mendacity of the last eight years of the regime that Al Gore was a part and parcel of… I mean, there is only so much lying the American people will take before they go, 'Uh, this doesn't seem like a good idea.' You have to look at what he does and what he stands for."--Bruce Willis

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FRegards,
FBD

[Mudboy Slim]

We'll make sure folks know all the particulars about Richmond's Rally FOR America!! What time do we want to finalize the reservations at Acappella's?! I need to call the guy back and give him the details. Right now, we've got 20 reservations and we could accommodate up to 45 comfortably...I'm really looking forward to this, too, the food is allegedly GREAT!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...I figger ClearChannel transferred Michael Graham to Richmond 'cuz they have been made aware of Richmond'sRadicalRightWingWhackoRevolution we've been brewin' here fer years and want to try and FOCUS our efforts...LOL!!

[FBD]

well, ok then.
ya had me worried, there for just a little bit! LOL!

FRegards

[Mudboy Slim]

All you have to do is read BRUUUUUCE's lyrics to see that he's got a disaffected ex-UnionThug Mentality, but he bleeds Red,White&Blue!! I want POOF that he's a HollyWeirdo-type anti-America Lib'ral!!

Or else TAKE IT BACK!!

MUD

[FBD]

Well,I gotta run...
It's sure been fun!


FRegards,

[Mudboy Slim]

"ya had me worried"

Unless the Missuz has a sex change operation, I ain't gonna be smoochin' with no dudes...LOL!! Then again, if the Missuz has said operation, I'll find a convenient opportunity to remove myself from the situation POST HASTE, and I'll start smoochin' with other chicks...dude's and FRench women are jist too damned hairy...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Later, gator...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me...

Oh yeah...and never forget that...
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel RatPUNK who needs to be INDICTED fer his crimes!!

The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD

1 posted on 01/15/2002 4:33 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)

[FBD]

I gotta run, but I will find your POOF, even if I have to fabricate it myse'f! LOL!

joisey boy

FRegards

[Mudboy Slim]

Fabricate away, my FRiend, but be aware that YOU cannot BULL$#i+ a BULL$#i++er!!

Capiche?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The War is JUST!!"

"That President Bush understands the full weight of this obligation was plainly evident in his press conference. "My job is to protect America, and that's exactly what I'm going to do," he said. "People can ascribe all kinds of intentions, [but] I swore to protect and defend the Constitution." Indeed, his duty arguably transcends constitutional document, originating in the Great Commandment, itself. One manifests love of neighbor, after all, by protecting the innocent and their families from imminent and grave attack. While the imminence of terrorist assault by nerve gas, biological toxins, dirty bombs, and the like is unknown, their gravity is not. The harms that would flow from the vast and easily transportable stockpiles of munitions Saddam Hussein has left unexplained are, as the president has said, "a direct threat."

Peace ought not be confused with appeasement. Only those insistent upon avoiding war at all cost — including the cost of freedom and continuing fear — can rationalize away the justness of America's need to respond to the previous deadly attacks and the continuing jihad. This is why there is proper authority. Beyond the president's inherent constitutional responsibility to defend his citizens, Congress in this instance has unequivocally authorized the president to do so, by the terms of the ignored Gulf War armistice, the passage of force resolutions immediately after 9/11, and more recently and specifically with respect to Iraq's continued belligerent noncompliance.

There is also just cause — protecting the lives of innocents from weapons of mass destruction is surely that. And finally, there is right intention — notwithstanding scurrilous commentary, this is not an "oil war"; our abundant strategic petroleum reserve and only modest reliance upon Middle Eastern natural resources dispel this myth."

Pass it on...MUD

[Ligeia]

What time do we want to finalize the reservations at Acappella's?! I need to call the guy back and give him the details. Right now, we've got 20 reservations and we could accommodate up to 45 comfortably...I'm really looking forward to this, too, the food is allegedly GREAT!!

Is Acapella's related to Mr. Henry's Inn? Mr. Henry's Inn is the name I remember your mentioning before. I think we should go to Acapella's before the reenactment, then if anyone wants to go someplace afterwards for refreshments, they may -- and those who need to head back home can get on the road since it's a Sunday afternoon. How about noon at Acapella's so we can be in line at St. John's by 1:30? It sounds like the seating is first come first served for the reenactment.

I don't see us having a real handle on the numbers until we practically walk in the door! You know corraling freepers, especialy Virginia ones is like herding cats! I doubt we'll need the extra room, but we'll know closer to the 23rd. Today's only the 7th. Be great, of course to have lots because it's a powerful presentation all should experience at least once in his or her lifetime.

St. John's Church

[Mudboy Slim]

"Terry McAuliffe is Money in the Bank!!"

"The pattern continued. In 1995, Cincinnati billionaire Carl Lindner, whom McAuliffe had successfully courted as a donor, put up money for McAuliffe to buy American Heritage Homes, then the second-largest home builder in Florida. And in 1997, Los Angeles businessman Gary Winnick, also a Democratic donor, gave McAuliffe an early opportunity to invest $100,000 in Winnick's new company, Global Crossing, an owner and operator of undersea fiber-optic cables. When the stock subsequently soared, McAuliffe made a reported $18 million from that $100,000 investment. Two years later, McAuliffe arranged for Winnick to play golf with President Clinton, and Winnick then gave a million dollars to help build Clinton's presidential library."

1 posted on 01/28/2002 2:36 PM EST by GRRRRR

INDICT Gary Winnick...NOW!!!!!

The Winnick-Bone is connected to the McAwful-Bone is connected to the SlickWillie-BUM!!

What the HECK is Ashcroft Waiting Fer?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Just got off the phone with the proprietor of Acappella at the Patrick Henry Inn and they ain't open on Sundays--I had mistakenly told him the reenactment was on Saturday the 22nd when I made the reservations. We've got plenty of alternatives just down the street in Shockoe Bottom, but I really need to nail down a minimum number.

FReegards...MUD

[Ligeia]

I'm in for three! I'll defer to the Richmonders who know the area to decide where. I think we're at a minum of ten, last I heard. Gotta run for now...will be back online tomorrow a.m.!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

Updated...MUD


487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim