Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Good fer Zell...he needs to become an Independent and start caucusing with the GOP...NOW!!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"The Great - All Seeing" Landru

Great new name fer ya, I admit. Or by its accronym GAS.

[FBD]

Firesign Theater...Hilarious stuff.
Possibly too esoteric for today's yout. Didn't they do a spoof about a game show?: Name that Disease!

As I remember, they would inject the contestant with a disease, than contestant had to diagnose himself, in order to get the antidote. man that was funny!

What was the name of the doctor, Dr.Medino, or ...something? sheesh, my memories foggy on that...I've filled my brain up with too much garbage about klintoon crimes...

FRegards

[Landru]

"The Missuz often dons jist such an expression when I'm laughing uproariously at something I said..."

Well so do we.
Just can't see us, that's all.

BTW, there's nothing so boorish as one who'll laugh at their own jokes.

...any comedian will tell ya that, too.

[Landru]

"you can lead an all-knowing machine to knowledge, but you can't make it wise..."

~& *that*, is a cliche'.

...knock it off.

[Landru]

"...you seen CM's picture?! He's as scruffy-lookin' as...MUD"

He should, he's a musician, ya dolt.

Besides, I never thought of you as, "scruffy," Mud.

...just fat.

[Landru]

"Great new name fer ya, I admit. Or by its accronym GAS."

HA!!!
Perfecto-mindo, me amigo!!
I think it rather fittin', at that.

Now for the *real* challenge, gentlemen.

To find Landru three additional words to add to GAS that'll have the right combination of letters so we can form the *ultimate* in acronyms.

...GasBag. :o)

[Landru]

"Possibly too esoteric for today's yout."

Undoubtably.

"Didn't they do a spoof about a game show?: Name that Disease! As I remember, they would inject the contestant with a disease, than contestant had to diagnose himself, in order to get the antidote. man that was funny!"

Yup, you got it. That was the FT's, alright.

"What was the name of the doctor, Dr.Medino, or ...something? sheesh, my memories foggy on that...I've filled my brain up with too much garbage about klintoon crimes..."

Hmmmmm...
From Oregon you say, huh.
That right?
Bet'cha filled the ol' brain with a good deal more Klintoon's garbage, in your day. {g}

y'know?

...more than a few "roofers, I mean reefers," man.

[Landru]

"Washington Redskins ROCK!!!...MUD"

Hmmmm...
No *brave* predictions; so far.
Altered behavior, maybe?

We shall see.

...the Betting Window is now *open*.

[FBD]

Mariners get a look at Oakland today in AZ. - noontime.

Biggest mistake they ever made was letting Randy Johnson go. I guess he wanted to leave though. Many folks thought he was washed up. Sheesh, kin you believe that?

Mariners are looking good so far…(as if you care)

Keep an eye on this young man

FRegards

[Mudboy Slim]

"...there's nothing so boorish as one who'll laugh at their own jokes."

I'm a BoorishDude, Dru...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Biggest mistake they ever made was letting Randy Johnson go."

These small-market teams only have so much money to sign the biggest stars...I'm STILL PO'd we lost Jason Giambi and we BEST NOT LOSE Tejada!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Skins'll be in the Super Bowl in January 2004...but I'm gittin' me some odds, too!!

You gonna pick a squad to support, my FRiend?! The Colts are lookin' dandy...MUD

[FBD]

Sultan:, "Great new name fer ya, I admit. Or by its accronym GAS."

"Now for the *real* challenge, gentlemen.

"To find Landru three additional words to add to GAS that'll have the right combination of letters so we can form the *ultimate* in acronyms."

Great
All
Seeing Landru:
Broker of
Axioms to portray:
Grandiosity

I’m working’ on it for ya’ FRiend.…anything I can do to help…;^D
Speakin’ of which gotta run. The taxman calleth.

FRegards

[Mudboy Slim]

"...knock it off."

Okay...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Great
All
Seeing Landru:
Broker of
Axioms to portray:
Grandiosity

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

That wasn't very nice, ThongWearer...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight tyranny...bold warriors of The Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!

Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...Left's Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's winning!!

Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL liars!
Right's Winning...come join the Noble Right...

Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

Right's Not To Be Denied, my FRiends!!


205 posted on 11/02/2001 1:17 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"weather changes rapidly in your part of Virginia."

LOL...it does seem like we're right on the edge of a front quite often...now I've got waaaay too much yardwork to keep me busy throughout the Spring, but the MudCave's gonna look SWEET when we're done!!

BTW...a buddy of mine refs soccer and he said that 340 teams from 30 states will be in town this weekend fer the tournies...amazing that folks still claim American soccer hasn't caught on to a great extent since I was a young'un watchin' Pele...MUD

JakeyBoy's startin' soccer as a 5-year-old this Spring...LOL!!

[stand watie]

!!!!