Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Landru]

"The funny part is...his comment was exactly what you predicted to me that a 20-something would have re this humor!"

Uh-huh.
~& with that I should think I merit a new, modified title, then.
How about;

"The Great - All Seeing" Landru.

>?<

~eh?????
What'cha think?

Go on, admit it.

...kinda has a nice ring to it, doesn't it. ;^)

[conservativemusician]

Holy S#!t. That's funny!

[Mudboy Slim]

POOP...PeopleOffendedbyOffendedPeople!!

Michael Graham ROCKS...MUD

[Happygal]

Mr. Mud, on behalf of my client, Mr. Sultan88, I contact you in respect of the termination, without due notice of Mr. Sultan88's role as one Celebrity Judge.

I would like to refer you to the Unfair Dismissals legislation, and note that under same you neither gave Mr. Sultan statutory notice of employment termination, redundancy payment, and indeed, from some of the comments passed on this thread, there is indication that Mr. Mud, you were in fact aiming for a constructive dismissal with respect to my client.

I would expect to hear from you shortly.

Yours in law,
Happygal

[FBD]

"I must nominate the MUDster for this role. Any objections?"

I object, your Majesty. I would like to remind you of Mud's confession; that as a child he once committed janetreno on a bunch of harmless little sweet bees, in their little compound. No way I want that insta-gator as an IMPARTIAL referee.
He'll just pour accelerants on the combatants...

BTW, sign me up for fantasy baseball...can I choose:

[Landru]

"Mr. Mud, on behalf of my client, Mr. Sultan88..."

Sultan?
I got some bad news for ya, ol' boy.

...looks like *our* girlfriend's cheatin' on us.

[Landru]

"Holy S#!t. That's funny!"

Good, glad you laughed.
"Medicine for the soul," they say.
AAAAAAaaaaOOOOOOGaaaa!! {{{{CLICHE' ALERT!}}}}

Well if you thought that was funny?

...wait'll ya see how good it works.

[Mudboy Slim]

Tony Kornheiser's "Building Up the Skins!!"

"The Redskins have added two offensive guards, a scorchingly fast running back and two defensive linemen -- every one penciled in as a starter. They have reached agreements with John Hall, a good kicker, and Rob Johnson, to back up Patrick Ramsey. They intend to sign one or two speedy wide receivers, a safety and a kick returner who will actually go forward after he catches the ball. What's not to like?"

Now, all Snyder needs to do is keep Bernie Shaw Outta His Booth!!

Washington Redskins ROCK!!!...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Uh oh, we're losin' 'em left and right.


Don't the 'Skins have cap problems at this point?

[Mudboy Slim]

"I see him sitting there with a bored, blank, gluckyish expression on his face."

The Missuz often dons jist such an expression when I'm laughing uproariously at something I said...kids, when will they EVER learn?!

LOL...MUD

BTW...20-something?! Yankhater's 45, ain't he Ol' Man?!

[FBD]

Tony Kornheiser's "Building Up the Skins!!"

That's a link to the damn Washington Compost

Got anything bettern' that o' King OF Links?

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Great - All Seeing" Landru."

Whatever, 'Dru...you can lead an all-knowing machine to knowledge, but you can't make it wise...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...you seen CM's picture?! He's as scruffy-lookin' as...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't the 'Skins have cap problems at this point?"

We cleared up a lot by cutting Stephen Davis, Sam Shade, and allowing Darryl Gardener to sign with the Broncos--that HURT, BTW!! But the last few signings have us tight again. We need those speed-burners at WR, though, and I reckon our Number One Pick will go towards that, plus we might get Kevin Dyson...I like the thought of Ramsey sittin' behind that re-inforced offensive line pickin' out receivers all over the field!!

And the defense continues to look strong at LB and the DL and the corners...we do need another hard-hitting safety, too.

I miss football...MUD

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Never forget the power of a few good people - even one lone Freeper, Mudboy. You guys shined last weekend. What a comparison - the thoughtful debate, clean and respectful speakers and signs, I was so proud to be an American watching you...knowing that there were still people in this country with common sense.

Speaking of courgeous fights not getting enough exposure in the press...Sen. Frist just called for the first of what he promises to be many cloture votes for the nomination of Miguel Estrada...repeatedly recording for history the dishonorable Rats in today's Senate.

Motion to Invoke Cloture on the Nomination of Miguel Estrada, of Virginia, to be U.S. Circuit Judge

 

Voted NO re. allowing Miguel a fair vote on the Senate floor:

(In order of vote)  Durbin, Hollings, Kohl, Reid, Stabenow, Schumer, Daschle, Cantwell, Kerry, Wyden, MiKulski, Bayh, Byrd, Reed, Biden, Johnson, Levin, Leahy, Sarbanes, Feingold, Akaka, Bingaman, Dorgan, Inhouye, Lieberman, Murray, Boxer, Feinstein, Edwards, Rockerfeller, Pryor, Landrieu, Conrad, Dodd, Corzine, Kennedy, Lincoln, Jeffords (I), Dayton, Baucus, Clinton, Carper, Harkin, Lautenberg

 

 

Democrats voting YES:

Bill Nelson (FL), John Breaux, Ben Nelson (NE),

 

Yeas are 55

Neas are 44

 

2/3rd of the Senate not having voted in the affirmative, the motion is not agreed to.

 

 

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/858224/posts

 

[Mudboy Slim]

The Mariners?! They gotta go up against that CrackStaff of Hurlers from the Oakland franchise all the time, don't they?! Mariners will come CHEAP at the draft, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Voted NO re. allowing Miguel a fair vote on the Senate floor:
(In order of vote) Durbin, Hollings, Kohl, Reid, Stabenow, Schumer, Daschle, Cantwell, Kerry, Wyden, MiKulski, Bayh, Byrd, Reed, Biden, Johnson, Levin, Leahy, Sarbanes, Feingold, Akaka, Bingaman, Dorgan, Inhouye, Lieberman, Murray, Boxer, Feinstein, Edwards, Rockerfeller, Pryor, Landrieu, Conrad, Dodd, Corzine, Kennedy, Lincoln, Jeffords (I), Dayton, Baucus, Clinton, Carper, Harkin, Lautenberg"

"Democrats voting YES:
Bill Nelson (FL), John Breaux, Ben Nelson (NE)"

Where was Georgia's ZigZagZell?! Miller ought to git on the stick or he's gonna pay with his seat!! Which of these RATS are up fer reelection in November '04?!

We're gonna take it to these anti-Hispanic KKKers!!

FReegards, RC...MUD

[AGreatPer]

Wow, your weather changes rapidly in your part of Virginia. Tuesday they were calling for rail all week-end, now nothing and mid 60's.

So, let the games begin.

Lordy, my dalmation will actually see grass.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Mea culpa, Mud....ADD Zell Miller to the YEA list!

No more coffee for me this morning. (^;

[Mudboy Slim]

BTW..."GREAT LINK!!"

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FReegards...MUD