Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"DeeCeeFReepers' Rally Fer OUR Troops!!"

Excellent Venue, Excellent Speakers, Excellent Crowd, but TOO SMALL!! We need a Righteous Throng...10,000 minimum!!...and Blue Face Paint!!

FReegards...MUD

[ALOHA RONNIE]

NEVER FORGET

...1.5 Million Poor Dead S.E. Asian Souls at the hands of invading Communist Bullies long ago...

Thanks to:

WALTER CRONKITE
HILLARY RODHAM
BILL CLINTON
JOHN KERRY
PAT HAYDEN
JANE FONDA

Thanks to them all.


Signed:..ALOHA RONNIE Guyer / Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 / http://www.LZXRay.com

NEVER FORGET

[Mudboy Slim]

"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many young man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who dared Think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame!
Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!!

(BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm...MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine)

Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!! Ummmm...YEAH!!

'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
So when you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade.
Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!!...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

MUDBOY SLIM

1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

..."Slick Willie's Final Scene"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")

Watch the Leftist's bridges burn...
Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!!
Politicians rise and fall...
Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!!
Ev'ry fool must face his End...
Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!!
Lib'rals, no it's not a dream...
Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme...
It's Slick Willie's Final Scene!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Slick, how you tried to make it work...
Did you really think it could?
How you LIED to make it last...
Did you really think it would?
DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long...
Now it's finally time Slick bleeds.
Boy, it's finally time you leave!
BOYYYY, you know just what I mean...
It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!!

Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong...
Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow.
Their Socialist Values are reviled...
Right-Wing knew that long ago!
Now the Medyuh's all upset...
And Slick's lies are getting old...
Next election'll soon be here...
And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!

Nixon's ghost has been revived...
And Slick knows it in his heart!!
Next, the polls fall through the floor.
When Bill's gone, the healing starts.
As Slick Willie's LIES are scorned...
Bill looks different...Slick's deranged...
Justice Shall Be Willie's FATE!!
Now the Right takes center screen...
It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child-slaughterin', civilian-bombin', Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!! You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!

1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Justice is NIGH!! Smite the Tyrants!!"

Heh heh heh...MUD

[FBD]

RE: post #125

Wellhell...I feel as if I have justly been hung up on a meat hook...and I can't blame a lick of it on Mud. ;^D

But I'm still feelin' mighty proud of my little joke, actually. Knowin' how most injuneers probably despise most marketeers. Isn't marketing always promising the world to the end user, and relying on the engineers to deliver?

So, by insinuatin' that you are/were in Marketing, I basiclly called you a Ford lover.

Mighty Presumptious of me!

"Yea well, I guess she saw the *end* to the product's lifespan."

LOL, and as fer my ex-wife, she left me for the owner of a Ford dealership.
Kin ya belief the DOUBLE insult there?

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go wash off my little boat. Someone flicked boogers on it. What kinda Hoosier would do such a thing?

FRegards,
kayak-breath

[FBD]

Sultan: "Nevermind! The Thread Progenitor has returned to assume control of the procedings."

Sultan called ya' a Pee word... ya gonna take that lyin' down???

[FBD]

"I'll send the MudCave foodtasters out to git the mail fer the next few days"...MUD

Be expectin' a quite bulky white package, with excess postage, an lots o' tape...I believe I spelt "Mudboy Slim" coreckly, though.

Besides the book, there is a TNAO mag, some bumper stickers, and a cassette tape with a tribute song to the Nuge's hunting mentor, Fred Bear, who has passed away. Ted has a lot of respect for wise old woodsmen. Keep it.

BTW, I recorded the El Rushbo show that Nugent was on, about 7, 8 years ago. It's in a box of tapes in my shop. I'm going to see if I can find it. If I do, I'll fire it off to you.

FRegards

[FBD]

Thanks for that link to the LZ X-ray battle, FRiend.

WOW.
Guys, have you seen the LZ X Ray animated battle at this link? It is stunning, to say the least.

From that link: http://www.LZXRay.com

---

"The heroic acts that typified simple minute to minute existence at X-Ray continue to be relived in the lives of the veterans.

For the very man who appears on the cover of the Ia Drang campaign book We Were Soldier's Once... and Young, died in the September 11, 2001 attack on the World Trade Center.

Rick Rescola was vice-president for corporate security for Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, and he ordered his employees in the South Tower to evacuate despite official requests to remain in the building.

He was last photographed holding a megaphone, ordering his people to "Keep Moving" as they evacuated."

---

What a hero...survived the vicious LZ X-ray battle, and then wound up giving his life saving people from the WTC attack. May God Bless him, and his family.

FRegards

[FBD]

"BTW. What do you think of us getting the #3 al-qaeda dog.

CM, this catch may have actually broken their back. From what I've read, getting Khalid's computer was bigger than getting Khalid.

They found the financial links, bank account numbers, names, phone numbers, etc. This is AWESOME!

The Pakistani guy on Fox (Monsoor Ijihr)[sic] says this guy is going through some very unpleasant treatment right now.:
24 hr- sleep depravation, bright lights, loud music (Rod Stewart?), truth serum, and if that don't work, they're gonna start pullin' teeth. Monsoor actually said that!

FRegards.

[FBD]

Doctor Raoul, FTH, Sauropod, Anglewood are from Iraq?
awesome...Their words carry far more weight than a million snot-nosed Frenchmen, IMO.

[sultan88]

"Internship over...yer a full-fledged CelebrityJudge!!"

Thank you!!

[sultan88]

"OOOOPS!! Yer fired...yep, just like that...MUD"

Man, THAT was fast! I don't even remember my impeachment hearing. Now I see what lucky was talking about. An *honest* judge has no chance to survive in today's environment.

[4Freedom]

Please remove me from your 'Ping List'.

You never asked me for permission to add my name to your 'Ping List' and I certainly wouldn't have given it to you even if you had.

[Mudboy Slim]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Yer not on either of my three (3) PingLists, however, thanks fer the bump...MUD

[sultan88]

"...obtuse...

Speaking of our lexicon, let us add this new word:

gluckylike: obtuse, lacking sharpness as in "When the Sultan responds to FR posts early in the morning, he can be quite gluckylike.

[sultan88]

BWAHAHAHAHA. I, for one, am enjoying the rich repartee between my friends, Landru and FBD. What is missing, however is a judge!! Now I would have gladly assumed the role, but I was unceremoniously removed from that position in XVII.135 with nary a whimper of protest from you gentlemen.

Now, since our FRiend goldilucky has removed herself from consideration from such wicked endeavors, I must nominate the MUDster for this role. Any objections?

[Landru]

Just whatinthehellare all these little smiley things!
GeeeezuuusssKeyyyyrist, neighbor, you're murdering the bandwidth.

"Wellhell...I feel as if I have justly been hung up on a meat hook...and I can't blame a lick of it on Mud."

Yea well, you're still in training, too.
Greased eels are hard to catch, & Mud's a lot slipperier than that.

"But I'm still feelin' mighty proud of my little joke, actually. Knowin' how most injuneers probably despise most marketeers. Isn't marketing always promising the world to the end user, and relying on the engineers to deliver?"

Supposedly the relationship's some kind of Ying-Yang crap, or so I was told. Fact is, they're assholes plain & simple.

"So, by insinuatin' that you are/were in Marketing, I basiclly called you a Ford lover."

HA!!
~& here I was trying to be exceptionally *civil*, ya dork.
Well try this on for size: there's probably a blue oval on the front of your kayak. OK?

"Mighty Presumptious of me!"

Yup

"LOL, and as fer my ex-wife, she left me for the owner of a Ford dealership.
Kin ya belief the DOUBLE insult there?"

"Double insult"?
Ohmygawwwwwd.
I dare say it's a good deal more than that.
That woman was realllllll spiteful, huh.
Would've easily killed Landru.
(~you must wanna trade up that mangey ol' Ford kayak for one with a Bowtie, don'tcha?)

"Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go wash off my little boat. Someone flicked boogers on it. What kinda Hoosier would do such a thing?"

Ahhhh...one with a bad aim?
Since -- I'm *sure* -- you were the target. {g}

"kayak-breath"

Which smells like dead seal skins.

....blechhh.

[Landru]

"gluckylike: obtuse, lacking sharpness as in "When the Sultan responds to FR posts early in the morning, he can be quite gluckylike."

Gluckylike myass; I wanna hear the Firesign Theater story!!

Now if you'll excuse me, I must go serve the morning's coffee to the redhead.
But, I'll be back.

...so get with it & start glucklien, y'hear?

[conservativemusician]

Geeeeez, I transcribed this tune fer an acoustic duo gig I got comin' up.

That's freaky.