Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Once again, thanks fer THE LINK!!

CDB ROCKS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Short-Haired Country Boy"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")

People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...

'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
Folks, I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!

Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camels named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!

'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'...
You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!

(reprise)

Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt.
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs yer Vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!

No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave onery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)

)=^D...DiabolicalMUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")

I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Ol' Slick steps down!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!

Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on the boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!

Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!

MUDBOY SLIM

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

MUD

1 Posted on 06/20/1999 20:38:27 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Hang'em@High)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Lowdown on the Showdown!!"

"While most are aware by now that President Bush, British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar will confer Sunday in the Azores, it seems just as many do not realize the weight of this meeting. This truly is a “war council”. A “little birdy” informed me days ago of this gathering, long before it was mentioned publicly. I was told that there would be a summit of the “Big 3” at a “neutral site”, meaning not in the US, GB, or Spain, but likely on an island in the Atlantic belonging to a friendly ally. While this meeting is described as being “hastily arranged”, it has actually been in the planning for some time. Once it became clear that the US and the “willing coalition” would be the liberating force it was decided that the “Big 3” should meet in person for several reasons.

While, the situation is still fluid here is some background and likely summit scenario. It’s being reported that “topping the agenda will be strategies for salvaging the trio's troubled war resolution at the United Nations.” Actually, the UN aspect is for all intents and purposes DEAD. As most are aware, it was Blair, and to a lesser extent, Aznar, that wanted another UN resolution so desperately. Bush agreed in order to assist his friends, both foreign (UK, Spain) and domestic (doves like Powell). To show just how far he was willing to go for them, Bush made his press conference statement that there would be a UN vote, period. The problem was that Blair had underestimated the French resolve to undermine the “coalition of the willing”. It finally became apparent to him that Chirac would oppose ANY reasonable resolution. This has angered Blair to no end, and he believes that Chirac is trying to end his political career in order to become the “the voice” of the EU and elevate France’s stature. Chirac believes he has Blair trapped, thinking Tony can’t or won’t go to war without another UN resolution. On the other hand, Chirac simply will not agree to any reasonable resolution, while trying to appear that they are open to new proposals. They are not, so he believes he has Blair in a box.

The one thing worse for Blair than going to war without another UN resolution would be going to war after a UN resolution failed to pass, thus the same man who urged Bush to back another resolution is now urging him to abandon his call for a vote. Blair, however, feels he still needs to bring some “international legitimacy” to going to war. A comment made by Bush’s press secretary a few days ago was passed over by the press, but the words were loaded. Ari said “an international coalition WILL disarm Iraq. It may not be the UN, but there will be an international coalition that acts.” What was missed there by the press is that those are more than mere words. Expect those words to become official policy at the Sunday meeting. Again, barring some dramatic developments, this coalition will be made official. It will likely be given a name and have the signatures of the “Big 3” and may be co-signed by several other countries either at the same time, or in the next few days/weeks. This is all to give this alliance as much “legitimacy” as possible, mostly for Blair’s sake. Now, at the same time this new organization is being given legitimacy, it is equally as important for them to discredit the UN. The latter will be given as the reason why another resolution will not be ultimately pursued in the UN. This is an end-around Chirac and his little game, and will be a mighty blow to the UN, at least to the Security Council.

GIT THE US OUTTA THE UN...GIT THE UN OUTTA THE US!!!!

FReegards...MUD

[knighthawk]

I really hope the UN blows up along with Iraq!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...

Slick Willie's PREY...MUD

1 posted on 02/10/2003 6:26 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

We can help make it happen...read that linked-story just above about "The Big Three!!"

Interesting stuff...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I, MudboySlim, Doubt Hussein Will Be Alive This Time Next Week!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

NY Slimes' "Ashcroft"

"In recent months, Mr. Ashcroft, once regarded as a peripheral, even clumsy, player in the Bush administration, has not only honed his skills as a bureaucratic infighter, he has also patched his tenuous relations with President Bush, who told Mr. Ashcroft last month that he was doing "a fabulous job." With the addition of nearly 5,000 law enforcement officials from the firearms bureau, Mr. Ashcroft has again expanded the policing authority of the Justice Department, a hallmark of his tenure as attorney general. And with the fight against terrorism as his soapbox, he has pushed the powers of federal law enforcement in directions few thought possible before the Sept. 11 attacks. His reach extends not only to counterterrorism, but also to issues like the death penalty and gun policy, which he attacks with equal aggressiveness. Despite a years-long effort as a senator from Missouri to shrink government, Mr. Ashcroft has significantly broadened the reach of the attorney general, legal scholars and law enforcement officials agree. All of which has left his many critics increasingly worried.

"Even some of his conservative peers complain that Mr. Ashcroft may have grown too powerful. To his critics, Mr. Ashcroft is a Big Brother figure: an attorney general whose expanding scope has allowed the Justice Department to use wiretaps, backroom decisions, and an expanded street presence to spy on ordinary Americans, read their e-mail messages, or monitor their library checkouts, all in the name of fighting terrorism [and the WOSD failure] And the department's consideration of proposals that could give it still greater, secret counterterrorism authority has provoked a fresh round of concerns. The former Republican congressman Dick Armey, on his way out the door last year as House majority leader, said he thought Mr. Ashcroft and the Justice Department were "out of control."

Ashcroft is an incompetent patrician legislator who has NO CLUE about how to enforce laws...he just wants MORE LAWS!! He needs to RESIGN and let someone do the job who ain't aFRaid to do what needs to be done!!

INDICT Gary Winnick...Prosecute Gary Winnick...Imprison Gary Winnick!!

Then, INDICT Terry McAuliffe...Prosecute Terry McAuliffe...Imprison Terry McAuliffe!!

Finally, INDICT Bill Clinton...Prosecute Bill Clinton...Imprison Bill Clinton!!

It's that simple, folks...MUD

[ricpic]

MuddleMan: This is somewhat off topic, but you'd be a terrific addition to the Poetry Corner at FR. Just a thought.

[Ligeia]

Greetings, Ol' Dominion patriots! I'm very confused because the main rally thread started by BobJ has this info regarding the Richmond Rally:

We're expecting in excess of 10,000 folks from NOON until 2:30

This thread states different times for the rally. The St. John's site says doors open at 1:30 for a 2:00 performance that lasts 45 minutes. I'm going to wait and try and plan the St. John's reenactment until summer. No way we'll get out of a parking lot with 5,000 cars and get up to Church Hill in time.

Any possibility one of the Richmond contingent could start a separate thread so we can have all the rally information conveniently located in one place and give additional exposure to the rally? I even know about it and I don't know what's going on! Muchimas gracias, mis amigos y mon amis!

[Mudboy Slim]

I do poetry over there sometimes, ping me to the stuff you like...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I'll start an announcement thread this afternoon...I wanna invite some of the CelebrityJudges to say a few words at the post-Rally Banquet!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

BTW...I'm predicting 7 outta 9.

[Ligeia]

Ok, great! I'll look for your ping later in the day. I'm on a borrowed laptop and a dial-up connection [shudder] -- I miss my computer!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Dude...I've got yer GirlScoutCookies and me and JakeyBoy were gonna drop'em off while the girls man the stand up in Bon Air...you gonna be around?!

FReegards...MUD

[poet]

"expect this next five months to give US ample time to rid the DoJ of Ashcroft and git someone in the AG's office who is willing to do what they KNOW must be done!!"

Mud, my friend, I also think Ashcrap is a jerk, however, don't you know that if the President gave him the word to go after the slimes from the prior admin, that it would be done?

The President will not go after the traitors because he's under the belief that a former President's conviction would sully the office, completely ignoring the fact that the clintons already did that just by their very existance.

I remember the Prez saying early in his admin when the subject came up; quote: "Let's move on" end quote.

Except for treason and possible connection to some "natural deaths", most of his crimes have a statute of limitations.

After all, we can't have the possible future head of the un-united nations a convicted felon, now can we? That's just my tin foil hat opinion, but, what do I know?

FReegards

[Mudboy Slim]

See, my FRiend, you are too quick to lay this at the feet of Dubyuh, IMHO...perhaps you are right, but I just can't see how Dubyuh could justify it in his mind...Ashcroft's justifying his ABSOLUTE INACTION vis a vis the KorruptKlintonKlan by figgerin' it's too much of a hassle...the dude's a patrician aristocRAT, fer gawd's sake!! Ashcroft ain't no A.G., he's a feckless BureaucRAT!! He NEEDS TO RESIGN...NOW!!!

Dubyuh's got other things to worry about right now...MUD

[poet]

I sincerely hope you are right and I am wrong.

FReegards

[Mudboy Slim]

Me, too, my FRiend, me, too...MUD

[goldilucky]

...Since I discovered the Net, reading the newspaper is something I mostly save fer the john...LOL!!

I don't read the papers at all. I'm mostly a book reader. Those who control the newspapers control what is "fit for news for us to read". That's alright for them to say such. Therefore, I use their newspapers to potty train animals.