[MadIvan]

What a gaggle of fools.

Regards, Ivan

[demosthenes the elder]

Saddam to Human Shields: "Quit yer whining. There's five bucks and a kleenex on the dresser. Next!"

[Reagan is King]

What a bunch of goofs! I need a daily report from the field like this about these kooks to start my day off with a laugh.

I hope they brought some Depends because when the lights go off, the air raid sirens start blaring, and the bombs start dropping they're gonna need them!

[LowOiL]

Thanks for the funny this Sunday morning.

[agrace]

This reads like the Onion.

[RobFromGa]

This article is even funnier the second day!

[wasp69]

He was won over when the Iraqis provided televisions, VCRs, telephones and a Play Station.

Just as I suspected, give em something shiny to play with and they are happy. Pathetic idiots! What were they expecting?

[nutmeg]

ping!

Do NOT miss this article... this is hysterically funny. You just can't make this stuff up! ;-D

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[nutmeg]

Don't miss this one... priceless! Saturday Night Live must get this article somehow... it's a skit already written for them.

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This one is just TOO funny to miss!

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BTTT

[Doctor Raoul]

Let me get this straight, those who call people on our side Chickenhawks, won't stand in harm's way for their own beliefs.

That makes them Chickenchickens.

[nutmeg]

Don't miss this article... If you've been following the saga of the "human shields", this will have you ROTFLOL!

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[Doctor Raoul]

Kevin and Helen Williams, a soft-spoken couple from Wales, were baffled by this volte-face: "We always understood that human shield meant a shield of humans and that we would be allowed to work with Iraqi civilians. Why it is being interpreted differently now?"

Because you are stupid and Saddam lies? Go with the odds and play that one.

[nutmeg]

Don't miss this article... If you've been following the saga of the "human shields", this will have you ROTFLOL!

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[JoeSchem]

Later, a £500 donation from a well-wisher in Istanbul was squandered on boxes of Prozac in a misguided attempt to cheer up the war-weary Iraqi civilians.

"But the people have no bread."

"Let them take Prozac."

[Dont Mention the War]

Bruce, a 24-year-old Canadian wearing a T-shirt saying "I don't want to die", was one of a group of tanned young men who were drafted into protect a grain store. Initially, he, like others, had concerns about the sites, which included an oil refinery, a water purification plant and electricity stations. He was won over when the Iraqis provided televisions, VCRs, telephones and a Play Station.

Remember the name "Bruce," because he will be one of the first to die. That "grain store" probably has all sorts of Materiel Breachables (as the frogs might say) underneath it, and is probably near the top of the US target list.

Bye, Bruce!

[Smedley]

Initially, he, like others, had concerns about the sites, which included an oil refinery, a water purification plant and electricity stations. He was won over when the Iraqis provided televisions, VCRs, telephones and a Play Station.

Imagine the loyalty Saddam could have gained by providing HDTV and PS2s. Think those TVs pick up CNN?

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Don't miss this article... If you've been following the saga of the "human shields", this will have you ROTFLOL!

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Don't miss this article... If you've been following the saga of the "human shields", this will have you ROTFLOL!

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[Bigg Red]

Lord! Parts of this read like something from the Onion. Fools all!