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TAKE THE BILL CLINTON QUIZ: Find the lies, exagerrations and misrepresentations.
WHITE HOUSE ARCHIVES

Posted on 03/01/2003 8:20:14 AM PST by Liz

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To: punster
That is good advice. Thanks.
41 posted on 03/02/2003 3:52:25 AM PST by Liz
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To: timestax
A good FR thread would be to enumerate the ways he did
destroy your culture............I envision 500-600 posts.
42 posted on 03/02/2003 5:04:50 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz
LOL!
43 posted on 03/02/2003 6:10:23 AM PST by TommyDale (Give us all a break.)
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To: Liz
hater here, reporting for duty
44 posted on 03/02/2003 6:22:02 AM PST by NYpeanut
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To: NYpeanut
Welcome. Have at it.
45 posted on 03/02/2003 8:01:18 AM PST by Liz
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To: TommyDale
Course, I always thought BillyBoy'd make a great country singer.


46 posted on 03/02/2003 8:09:57 AM PST by Liz
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To: billclintonwillrotinhell

47 posted on 03/02/2003 8:12:13 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz
This might be up to the job.

Better step up to the large economy size.


48 posted on 03/02/2003 8:17:37 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: Liz
"After the failure in his second year..."

They forgot to increment this to include the other 7 years.

49 posted on 03/02/2003 8:30:43 AM PST by HighWheeler
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To: Liz
Here you go:

Pickle Slicer


Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife Hillary that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. Hillary suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely shaken. Hillary could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."
50 posted on 03/02/2003 8:40:23 AM PST by HighWheeler
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To: Liz
Another good one...but you are far too generous. Of course, there are no 2-inch guitars.
51 posted on 03/02/2003 10:46:03 AM PST by TommyDale (Give us all a break.)
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To: timestax
bttt
52 posted on 03/02/2003 11:30:26 AM PST by timestax
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To: Liz
The encounter led him to enter a life of public service.

How about: "The encounter led him to enter a life on the public dole and a life of total debauchery... Allegations of rape went unanswered... Allegations of sexual abuse were settled for $850,000."

53 posted on 03/02/2003 1:43:46 PM PST by ReleaseTheHounds
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To: Liz
If Osama was an intern, clinton would have nailed him.
54 posted on 03/02/2003 1:45:55 PM PST by ChadGore (Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordian)
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To: Liz
"Young Roger Clinton with his mother and Bill..........his father."

Man, you're good. LOL!

55 posted on 03/02/2003 1:50:32 PM PST by bribriagain
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To: ChadGore
Heheh. One-track Clinton..............
56 posted on 03/02/2003 1:53:42 PM PST by Liz
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To: College Repub
I don't think that he ever received a degree from Georgetown, either.
57 posted on 03/02/2003 1:54:46 PM PST by Eva
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To: HighWheeler
Oldie....but goodie.
58 posted on 03/02/2003 2:24:39 PM PST by Liz
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To: bribriagain
Good of you to say so.
59 posted on 03/02/2003 2:25:59 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz
Bump
60 posted on 03/02/2003 2:30:28 PM PST by Fiddlstix
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