[swheats]

Another funny one.

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...72-year-old Elaine Martinez of Chicago, provided what I found to be a most telling and endearing answer: "You'd be surprised," Mrs. Martinez told the London Telegraph, "how many members of our team are organic vegetable farmers."

Perhaps Mrs. M is familiar with PETA campaign spokesman Bruce Friedrich and his group's recent notoriety for suggesting that college students drink beer instead of milk. I think it's high time for the animals to start their own sister organization AETP. These folks need their help.