I plugged in the URL "http://www.freerepublic.com" into this site and nearly spewed my coffee when I read the output.
Try it out. It is high comedy. Totally.
Yes, I use it to translate anything into Britney Spears language.
I suggest you don't do it too long, as you can feel your brain cells begin to die reading Valley Girl speak for an extended duration.
Regards, Ivan