Hiya....
....got any snow left to ship to me?
....what I have left over here....you don't want...take my word for it...*grin*
Posted on 02/28/2003 3:32:49 AM PST by snippy_about_it
I Am Coming!
Dear Terrorists,
I am a Navy Aviator. I was born and raised in a small town in New England. I come from a family of five. I was raised in a middle class home and taught my values by my mother and father.
My dad worked a series of jobs in finance and my mom took care of us kids. We were not an overly religious family but attended church most Sundays. It was a nice small Episcopal Church.
I have a brother and sister and I am the youngest in my family. I was the first in many generations to attend college.
I have flown Naval aircraft for 16 years. For me the flying was never a lifelong dream or a "calling," it just happened. I needed a job and I liked the challenge. I continue to do it today because I feel it is important to give back to a nation which has given so much to me.
I do it because, although I will never be rich, my family will be comfortable.
I do it because many of my friends have left for the airlines and someone has to do it.
My government has spent millions to train me to fly these multi-million dollar aircraft. I make about 70,000 dollars a year and after 20 years will be offered a pension.
I like baseball but think the players make too much money. I am in awe of firemen and policemen and what they do each day for my community, and like teachers, they just don't get paid enough.
I respect my elders and always use sir or ma'am when addressing a stranger. I'm not sure about kids these days but I think that's normal for every generation.
I voted for George Bush because I like him. I think I made a pretty good choice.
I tell you all this because when I come for you, I want you to know me. I won't be hiding behind a woman or a child. I won't be disguised or pretending to be something I am not. I will be in a U.S. issue flight suit. I will be wearing standard US issue flight gear, and I will be flying a navy aircraft clearly marked as a US warplane.
I wish we could meet up close in a small room where I could wrap my hands around your throat and slowly squeeze the life out of you, but unfortunately, you're hiding in a hole in the ground, so we will have to do this a different way.
I want you to know also that I am very good at what I do. I can put a 2,000 lb weapon through a window from 10,000 feet up. I generally only fly at night, so you may want to start sleeping during the day. I am not eager to die for my country but I am willing to sacrifice my life to protect it from animals like you.
I will do everything in my power to ensure no civilians are hurt as I take aim at you.
My countrymen are a forgiving bunch. Many are already forgetting what you did on Sept 11th. But I will not forget, and my President will not forget.
I am coming. I hope you know me a little bit better, see you soon...sleep tight.
Signed,
A U.S. Navy Pilot
6 posted on 02/28/2003 6:52 PM EST by Bruce Kurtz
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Cool. I like Mario Andretti in the little race car. Thanks.
Eleph-ator going up: Forest officials and workers lift a 3-year-old elephant calf out of a pit it fell into in Kodanad forest, Kerala, India. The rope around the neck seems questionable -- but these men apparently knew what they were doing: The rescue was successful.
Marquis de soggy: A wrecker retrieves a Mercury Grand Marquis that went for a dip in West Palm Beach, Fla. The driver, a 56-year-old Michigan woman, blamed a sticky accelerator. She and a passenger, her 87-year-old mother, were pulled from the pool unhurt.
Sleep well and God Bless all our troops. Goodnight.
LOL! Good one, Beth.
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