[xrp]

How about if you develop a sense of humor?

I know all of the carriers by name, CVN-?? number and plenty of facts about Naval weapons systems to make most people blue in the face.

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

I know all of the carriers by name, CVN-?? number and plenty of facts about Naval weapons systems to make most people blue in the face.

Well then, expert, you know that not all of the carriers are CVNs. That face of yours should be red.

[Michael.SF.]

I know all of the carriers by name, CVN-?? number and plenty of facts about Naval weapons systems to make most people blue in the face.

Yet with all that knowledge you failed to recognize that the post was a direct quote taken from the Navy Times, a paper, which I am certain you are familiar. Instead your unsuccesful attempt at humor resorted to the bathroom variety and vague homosexual references towards two highly respected men.

I think my sense of humor is fine, especially when responding to good material.

Thanks for the suggestion though.