Mugabe would tell it to disarm, the Libertarians would try to debate with it and Jessie Jackson would swear it was all a white mans plot..
CNN would report: "World to be crushed by massive asteroid, women & minorities expected to be hardest hit"
North Korea would scream at it and Japan would talk about how it could be improved.
And that night... "Tonight on Nightline: 'The Killer Asteroid: How Could We All Get It So Wrong?'"