[Lester Moore]

The wheel, which is made of ash and oak, has a radius of 70 centimetres and is five centimetres thick.

This is not a wheel. It's the bottom of a barrel!

The site of the first kegger party is now located!

[par4]

Sorry, but I have it on good authority that the artifact is, in reality, a massive frisbee used by giant neolithic cave men for mastadon hunting - This race of huge humans has all but disappered, but sightings are still known to happen. As a matter of fact, Sasquatch is one.

Then again, maybe it's a beer keg.......