[Poohbah]

URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL

My name is Jonas Mdelbe. I recently acquired several kilograms of highly radioactive material from an al-Qaeda operative dying of radiation poisoning, along with a passbook savings account. Your name was recommended to me as a trustworthy person.

I need a bank account & authorization codes to transfer $62.5 million from the al-Qaeda Radiation Bombing Program account. I propose sharing the resulting proceeds out 5% for me, 90% for you, and 5% for various officials.

Please reply quickly, as I am beginning to glow in the dark...

[hchutch]

ROFLOL!!

[Rain-maker]

LOL, too funny!