State Road 7 in Broward County. About 4 blocks north of Atlantic. BTW, you really don't want to be checking out Larry's stale jalapeno bagel with melted American cheese in it.
I take it you wouldn't recommend him for a fast food franchise. Here in Jersey he would probably go over pretty well.
And as to throwing food at walls and such...you would also be a welcome addition as a restaurant patron.
Come to think of it....forget Jersey....both of you should get your butts up to Soho. I can get you booked as a performance art duo.
You can borrow my moustache if yu want to go incognito. It's waxed pretty heavily and doubles as a toothpick.