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I just had a TREMENDOUS thought. Maybe I should send Mr. Uche airline tickets to come to the USA. Actually it wouldn't be me sending him the tickets, it would be a TV station. Then when Mr. Uche arrives in the USA, I would send him on a wild goose chase all around the country on bizarre assignments. Just enough expense money would be sent to him to keep him interested. Meanwhile hidden cameras would record Mr. Uche's every move. Since this guy is hungry to scam me and sees my "good intentions" by the fact that "I" have sent him plane tickets and expense money, he will basically do anything I ask of him, ALL recorded on the camera for our comedic enjoyment. And, yes, I would definitely have Mr. Uche meet with my "business associate," Mr. Marco Traficante and a host of other eccentic characters. The possiblities are endless. Hey! I could even have him work for a while as a courier for the Ruthenian Liberation Front and meet with the Ruthenian ambassador to this country (Ruthenia doesn't even exist).

So, anybody out there know of a TV station that wants to record the HILARIOUS antics of one Mr. Uche as I send him on the wild goose chase (and possibly sell him the Brooklyn Bridge)?

34 posted on 02/25/2003 5:20:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix (A Libertarian Is A Conservative With A Water Pipe)

That idea is great. Only thing that would hold it up is the scammers are 98% black so it would look racist to some.

35 posted on 02/25/2003 5:25:08 AM PST by dennisw ( http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/weblog.php)

That would be the first "reality TV" show I could actually sit through.

36 posted on 02/25/2003 5:32:16 AM PST by ko_kyi

Go for it. Maybe Hooters could be a sponsor.

42 posted on 02/25/2003 5:52:06 AM PST by Rebelbase

43 posted on 02/25/2003 5:55:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix (A Libertarian Is A Conservative With A Water Pipe)

67 posted on 02/25/2003 7:46:18 AM PST by Master of Orion

Hey! I could even have him work for a while as a courier for the Ruthenian Liberation Front and meet with the Ruthenian ambassador to this country (Ruthenia doesn't even exist).

Hey! I resemble that remark! *wink*

PJ, you absolutely slay me!

Oh yeah, and I do remember the Larry and Barry (?) stories. You barely escaped with your life! LOL!!

68 posted on 02/25/2003 7:46:48 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD:)

To: PJ-Comix; Neil E. Wright

Bravo!!! Please add me to your ping list...

74 posted on 02/25/2003 9:31:11 AM PST by dcwusmc ("The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself.")

Maybe I should send Mr. Uche airline tickets to come to the USA. Actually it wouldn't be me sending him the tickets, it would be a TV station.

HOOTERS AIR!!!

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/030214/atf012_1.html

75 posted on 02/25/2003 10:03:30 AM PST by Cachelot (~ In waters near you ~)

HAHA would make a KILLER reality show.

118 posted on 02/26/2003 2:07:11 PM PST by eXe («¤»¥«¤»§«¤»§«¤»¥«¤» This space for rent :) «¤»¥«¤»§«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»)

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