From now on, post each email from this crooked idiot as you get it and let your fellow FReepers help compose a response. Then you pick and choose the suggestions as you wish and reply to him accordingly.
This would be SO much fun. Can we can we can we?????
You mean you don't have at least one Nigerian of your own who has been sending you this scam e-mail? Most of us get at least a couple of such e-mails per week.