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To: Jonah Hex
"She said the snow penis follows a long line of public phallic symbols, including the Washington Monument and missiles."

An here I thought that the Washington monument was just an obelisk. I hadn't realized until today that my penis was 4 sided and tapered to a point. And I always thought missiles were shaped that way as a matter of aerodynamics. Now I see that it's just pentration symbolism, and the target is a subconcious manifestation of our male need to force ourselves on the female being. How could I have been so clueless?

Ha, ha, on a lighter note, my buddy and I had a nosy old women who lived across the street from us, and used binoculars to spy on everyone. We built a giant snow penis, accurate in every detail, added Popeye's face, gave it earrings, and built giant detailed snow boobs on it. We then sprayed it with a water bottle so it would freeze. It directly faced her house, and when she called the cops, they wouldn't do anything about it. It became a temporary neighborhood attraction, with people driving by to laugh or be disgusted by it. We also built a Barney Rubble Venus on the main highway. It looked like Barney, but had the body of a reclining, armless woman on a snow boulder. Somebody ran it over before I could go home and return with the camera, but it was some of our best work.

127 posted on 02/24/2003 1:55:56 PM PST by TheLurkerX ("When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..." Hunter S. Thompson)
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To: TheLurkerX
"I hadn't realized until today that my penis was 4 sided and tapered to a point."

Ouch!
161 posted on 02/24/2003 4:18:04 PM PST by mrs. a
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