Ruined Snow Penis Stimulates Debate (Loony Feminist Alert!)

Harvard Crimson ^ | Monday, February 24, 2003 | HANA R. ALBERTS

[sauropod]

I love the graphic of the peace bird grabbing a kleenex...

Funnier than he**!

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Maybe they should erect a flacid snow penis next time, then it would be art, not porn.

Call it a hunch, but I don't think anyone of the complainants' ilk could boast of being able to erect a penis under even the most optimal of conditions (i.e., a 12-pack and a paper bag).

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Near the bottom of that email were 10 reasons "to".....lol

My favorite was this one:

3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause

[sauropod]

LOL! Interesting they referred to the LEFT hand...

[DeathfromBelow]

And a description of where missles are stored....???

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Perhaps when dems keep saying the government needs to lend a hand to the little people, they aren't referring to the kind of aid we thought.....?

[TheLurkerX]

"She said the snow penis follows a long line of public phallic symbols, including the Washington Monument and missiles."

An here I thought that the Washington monument was just an obelisk. I hadn't realized until today that my penis was 4 sided and tapered to a point. And I always thought missiles were shaped that way as a matter of aerodynamics. Now I see that it's just pentration symbolism, and the target is a subconcious manifestation of our male need to force ourselves on the female being. How could I have been so clueless?

Ha, ha, on a lighter note, my buddy and I had a nosy old women who lived across the street from us, and used binoculars to spy on everyone. We built a giant snow penis, accurate in every detail, added Popeye's face, gave it earrings, and built giant detailed snow boobs on it. We then sprayed it with a water bottle so it would freeze. It directly faced her house, and when she called the cops, they wouldn't do anything about it. It became a temporary neighborhood attraction, with people driving by to laugh or be disgusted by it. We also built a Barney Rubble Venus on the main highway. It looked like Barney, but had the body of a reclining, armless woman on a snow boulder. Somebody ran it over before I could go home and return with the camera, but it was some of our best work.

[FreeTheHostages]

This is proof that feminism is penis envy!??

LOL, this is proof that this female undergrad at Harvard is a total idiot. I love the Harvard educator who said: "Women do not need to be reminded of the power of the symbol of the male genitalia." Oh, get real: that's almost as bad as Search4's declaration: this idea that we women obsess on not having a penis is laughable.

I'm a feminist -- as in I'm for equal rights for individual women according to their abilities -- and I think all good conservatives and people of substance are feminists in that sense. I resent the Harvard women in this story, and NOW, and most of the liberal feminist groups, for associating feminism with being a liberal. I'm for treating people as individuals and not according to any group characteristics -- all rights for every one, including white men who are so picked-upon by these "feminists" who don't speak for me.

But, as a woman, I have to tell y'all, in case you're confused: actually, we don't envy you guys It. I think healthy women appreciate It, but envy? LOL -- I mean, it's like a guy saying that he envies women being able to give birth. I have never heard a guy say that. So, in reality, I don't think envy is the source of this Harvard woman's confusion. I think liberalism is.

Personally, if I saw that sculpture and I was in a playful mood, I might have gone and built two large snow-sculpture breasts to compete with it! :)

[TheLurkerX]

I guess they have problems with naked, hulking, testosterone-laden guys exhibiting huge anti-feminist weiners at Haaaa-vard. There's nothing like trying to have a picnic in the campus square when some group of naked weiner nazis try to push their pro-male propaganda down your throat. sarcasm ending in t-minus 3,2,1....

[sauropod]

LOL! That would be the easiest way to understand their proposed budget!

FTH: No prob. I'll go ahead and start on the Grand Tetons in the front yard!

[E Rocc]

They'd better never go to Case Western Reserve University, home of the "Michelson Morley Fountain":

-Eric

[Barney Gumble]

Vagina Monologues... very good point.

The double standard. What about "free speech"? They have a right to make a penis. The same right that Amy would probably say that Sean Penn has to goto Iraq and show his undying support for Saddam.

[TheLurkerX]

naw, that would be fine, as long as it vibrates at varying rates of speed.

[ErnBatavia]

weiner nazis

I like that term! Is it trademarked, or may I "use" it?

[TheLurkerX]

sure, go ahead an use it. i wouldn't mind seeing it in wide use. it's fun to say, especially when coupled with feminist hijinks.

[ErnBatavia]

Now, that had some funny stuff.....I linked it off to a serial wanker I know; this might give 'meaning to his mission'....

[T Minus Four]

Oh really! A REAL woman would have run out and attached a picture of one of the guys' face to it, or some other such nonsense. Can you imagine the energy it must take to live your life taking these kinds of things seriously!

[ErnBatavia]

feminist hijinks.

Muchas Gracias....I intend to use it when I get naked and do the "woo woo" thing (after I do a cutlery check of the room.....)

[FreeTheHostages]

"Can you imagine the energy it must take to live your life taking these kinds of things seriously!"

Um, yeah. I went to Harvard and there were a lot of women like that. They wasted a lot of time.