[Burr5]

This whole story makes me want to go pound the crap out of these Birkenstock-wearing, dimwitted, ignorant egomaniacs.

But I have a personal question. How can you still be waiting for the Lord of the Rings (The Two Towers) to "show up" when it's been out since December and has grossed $327 million in the U.S. alone? Do live in Namibia or something? If not, I've got great news: check your newpaper's Movie section. It's playing at a theater near you!

[stands2reason]

I'm pretty sure he lives in Pago Pago.