[Mudboy Slim]

"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"
"Black VIII"
"Black IX"
"Black X"
"Black XI"
"Black XII"
"Black XIII"
"Black XIV"
"Black XV"

FReep Fer OUR TROOPS On Saturday, 1 March 2003...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." is Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mudboy"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Fatboy")

Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool...
Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do...
MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride.
No...Slim's no Saint...but not the ONE to blame.

Mudboy...goes about his day...
Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say...
Like..."This is just a game I play..."
And..."All shall be okay."
Ohhhh...silent rage...why won't folks fan the flames?!

Must FReep...must think...can't sleep...

MUD's Daddy's little boy...
MUD's Mama's pride and joy...
MUD's kids...they love him!!
But MUD's Missuz...she holds him!!!

Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice...
If we could sing...fer Truth and Life?!"
Then, outrun Left's spin...and INDICT Ol' Slick?!!
Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!!
Someday, you'll feel the same...

Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)

[jla]

Do me a favor?
Dig-up a copy of Chicago's "Harry Truman" & listen to it (carefully) & as you listen think about the comparison you've made, above. OK? ...there's a message in that song, for you.

OK, will do.

[Mudboy Slim]

"General Aschroft is being a great Attorney General."

IMHO, yer BLATANTLY WRONG ON THIS ISSUE...Ashcroft's either a Clueless Ineffectual DOLT and/or scair't of his own shaddow...in either event, he'll NEVER do what's Right vis a vis ClintonJustice!! Never!!!...EVER!!!!

Evidence to the contrary appreciated and shall be respectfully considered...MUD

BTW...Rudy Guiliani would be a wonderful choice as Ashcroft's replacement, IMHO!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Liberty

It was 1942, and you were 16 years old
when your mother signed the papers
that allowed you to go to war.
A skinny country boy from Alabama
who knew what it felt like
to be hungry
when the mills closed down,
your courage saw beyond
the harvest and the strip mines
to a cause greater than yourself,
a belief that freedom mattered
and that human rights were
worth your sacrifice of
comfort, safety, and innocence.
I can see you now
as you were then --
your clear eyes,
your brilliant smile,
your Marine Corps fatigues,
your confident stance --
all gifts of recovered time
from a day photographed
more than 50 years ago.
A hero-child of love
and compassion, you remain
my truest image of liberty.
Semper Fi, Dad.

Karen Thompson
Note from Karen: "Liberty was written in honor of my father, Emmett M. Thompson, Jr. (1926-1988), who served in the United States Marine Corps in World War II and was a disabled veteran. Liberty was published by the Amateur Poetry Journal as part of Judy Gripton's admirable 1998 Memorial Day Tribute to America's veterans."

[Mudboy Slim]

"Life Uncommon"
(To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")

Don't worry Grandma...it'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
It'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to sounds of FReedom!!!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And you shall learn the Right's not Monsters.

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains, until only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who pray for peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Let your words enslave no one and the heavens will hush themselves...
To hear our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...Songs of FReedom!!

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...to live!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall Prove that we got Honor!!

FReegards, my Jewel...MUD


225 posted on 09/25/2001

[Mudboy Slim]

"He Was From Kansas..."
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffet's "He Went to Paris")

He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country...
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.

He went to college, then joined the Navy...
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!

Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies...
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.

(Mudboy on harp...)

Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends...
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"

He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters...
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)

Thought I'd lost this one...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"KlassicKindergaternKrap 101!!"

El perfecto...MUD

[sultan88]

How many times will our "allies" back down, and say we need to wait for Hans Blix?
How many days will that Frenchman insist that Iraq's weapons do not exist?
Yes, and how many days will the Germans reject the evidence that hasn't been missed?

The A.N.S.W.E.R. my FRiend, Chirac's pi$$in' in the wind,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fallout in Berlin.

[baseballfanjm]

Hey, how're you doing on you're goal of 10,000 replies?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!

Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!

Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...

(Excellent guitar jammin')

We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'Bono'"

[radu]

I love your way with words, Mudboy!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReedom"
(To be sung to PokerFace's "FReedom"...written by Paul Topete)

FREEEEEEDOM!!! Ain't just a word fer me...
It means everything!! I shout, "Vive Libertad!!"
Open yer eyes...Big Brother's no dream!!
Kick Left OUT!!! GIVE THEM...NOTHIN' BUT $#!+!!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...

Float on by...down this River of Life...
You live yer Life...like yer Dead in it!!
Don't burn that flag...right in front of me...
Unless YOU WANT ME...ta KICK YER A$$!!

Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...

FReedom...not just words to me...
It means everything...I just love my Liberties!!!
Don't bust Ol' MUD...just fer smokin' his smokes...
Let MUD live...LET FREEDOM REIGN!!!

Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...

Hey Paul...I can sing this AT LEAST as good as you!! Great song, mi amigo...MUD


161 posted on 09/24/2001 3:40 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Israelis DID NOT Bomb the WTC!!!!!)

"Could not find anybody named 'pokerkid'"

Hmmmmmmm...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Billy, King from Arkansas"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")

Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'...
The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style...
And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!!
Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'...
No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...

Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade...
But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts,
You're a Danger to the State!!
Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!!
No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!

No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS...
You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders!
Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs,
You're the one who's givin' the orders!!
No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE...
And you're not fit fer leadin'!!
Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate...
While Lady Justice's bleedin'....

Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is decievin'...
And your schtick's so great, I took the bait,
And you almost had me believin'.
But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to the Juice!!
No, I don't know how you can look me in the eye,
While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!

But I know a place where you can go, Willie,
Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!!
Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy...
Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!

Mudboy Slim (9/9/99)

18 Posted on 08/27/2001 07:04:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"One Sleazy Rider"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")

Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K,
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The libertarian".

Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat,
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.

He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar,
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, freak wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.

Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight,
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!!
Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"

Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee,
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!

Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past,
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But he didn't RESIGN 'til he was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Complete List of Grammy Award Winners!!"

"Album of the Year: "Come Away With Me," Norah Jones.
New Artist: Norah Jones.
Record of the Year: "Don't Know Why," Norah Jones.
Song of the Year: "Don't Know Why," Jesse Harris (Norah Jones).
Hard Rock Performance: "All My Life," Foo Fighters.
Spoken Comedy Album: "Robin Williams _ Live 2002," Robin Williams.
Country Album: "Home," Dixie Chicks.
Rap Album: "The Eminem Show," Eminem.
Male Pop Vocal Performance: "Your Body Is a Wonderland," John Mayer."

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"How Many Deaths Will It Take 'til World Knows That Central Authority is VILE!!"

Collectivism KILLS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kilgore's Whuppin' Kaine's ARSE!!"

"In this tale of two parties, it was the best of times for Attorney General Jerry W. Kilgore; it was the worst of times for Lt. Gov. Timothy M. Kaine. Republican Kilgore got almost everything he wanted from the Republican-controlled General Assembly. Pursuing an ambitious agenda, Democrat Kaine had a dickens of a time with the legislature. Almost everything he asked for was killed."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kaine's just the Ukrop's lightweight pu$$y-boy...wonder if mudcat can turn him into a HE-man with a little redneck ditty or two?!

TimmieKaine'sMUDZbi+c#...MUD

BTW...Kilgore ROCKS!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Song: Gallows Pole
Artist: Led Zeppelin

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,
I think I see Bill Clinton coming,
Waiting to make you smile.
His Friends, did they get some silver?
Did Streisand get a little gold?
What did you bring me, my dear friends,
To keep me from the Gallows Pole?
What did you bring me to keep me from the Gallows Pole?
I couldn't get no silver, I couldn't get no gold,
You know that we're too damn mad
To keep you from the Gallows Pole.
Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,
I think I see my Hillary coming,
Ridin' many mile.
Hillary, did you get me some silver?
Did you get a little gold?
What did you bring me, my Hillary,
to keep me from the Gallows Pole?
Billie, I brought you some silver
Although my mouth is a little cold.
I used it on a fling,
to keep you from the Gallows Pole.
Yes, I blew him to keep you from the Gallows Pole.
Hangman, hangman, turn your head awhile,
I think I see my Roger coming,
drunken staggering all the while.
Roger, I implore you, take him by the hand,
take him to some shady bower,
save me from the wrath of this land,
Please take them
save me from the wrath of this land, land.
Hangman, hangman, upon your face a smile,
Pray tell me that I'm free to ride,
ride for many mile, mile, mile.
Oh, yes, you got a stinkin' wife
she warmed my blood from cold,
she warmed my blood to boiling hot
to keep you from the Gallows Pole,
your brother brought me silver,
your Streisand warmed my soul,
but now I laugh and pull so hard
and see you swinging on the Gallows Pole...
Keep-a-swingin'!
Swingin' on the gallows pole!


203 posted on 01/30/2003 2:31 PM EST by BOBTHENAILER

[harpo11]

Rock a my soul
what's wrong with me
must be living in a liberal sea
can't understand what's a happenin' to me
oh, oh, I'm all shook up,
ahhuh, huh, yeah yeah ah!

Play it again, Mudboy Slim!