[Eric in the Ozarks]

This was in the Chronicle ?

[Savage Beast]

It's so funny. With the Americans towering over them in every way, the Europeans have to stand on their heads to look down their noses (...up their noses?) at us.

As I say...the Notre Dame's gonna wind up in Arizona, the Louvre somewhere like Myrtle Beach. The Eiffel Tower? Probably in Las Vegas. The Neuschwanstein Castle? Orlando, of course. Some rock star's going to be living in El Escorial--outside of Chicago. Do you think they can move the Sistine Chapel to Salt Lake City without cracking the ceiling?