Text Of Of Comedian Barry Crimmins' Speech at Buffalo Peace Rally. (Barf)

barrycrimmins.com ^ | 2/20/03 | Barry Crimmins

[presidio9]

Crimmins has been featured on HBO and Comedy Central, as well as appearing as a political guest on Donahue and Mahr. He has been a political activist since the 60's. His speech is an indication of the alterior political agenda of many of these activists. I've met him and he makes me sick. Trust me, he is not exaggerating in order to entertain the crowds. He believes every word he said, and he really does want George Bush and Dick Cheney dead. Seriously. Give him your thoughts in his guestbook at his website.

[GiveEmDubya]

He's a comedian? The only part I found remotely funny was when he started talking about his views.

The opening blow to Nancy Reagan was the kind of low-brow remarks you'd expect from a liberal.

[ohiobushman]

Who the "F" is this guy? Never heard of him! What a piece of $h!t!!!

[GiveEmDubya]

I've never heard of him either, but now that I have been enlightened, I will add him to my long mental list of celebrities I loathe.

[WaveThatFlag]

Who the "F" is this guy? Never heard of him! What a piece of $h!t!!!

He lives in Cleveland. He is friends with Steven Wright and Kevin Meeney. And he is a communist with a "political satyrist" cover. Problem is political satyrists don't actually believe every word they say. Jonathan Swift didn't really want people to eat babies. Metaphorically speaking, this scumbag does.

[telebob]

Looks like this guy isn't going on the USO tour. Maybe he ccould do a few 'Human Shield' concert appearences....Pretty nice weather in Bahgdad I hear.

[nothingnew]

What you said....(only because you beat me to it, almost word for word...heh heh heh)

FMCDH

[presidio9]

He's a comedian? The only part I found remotely funny was when he started talking about his views.

Bear in mind that he finds no humor in his views. He believes everything he says. It's disturbing.

[WaveThatFlag]

To all of our friends here today from Canada, please know there are millions of Americans mortified by our moronic court-appointed president’s failure to promptly apologize for the slaying of Canadian troops by US pilots. These hopped-up airmen represent a connection between drug use and terrorism you’ll never see mentioned in a TV commercial. And before I leave, I would be remiss not to offer this simple phrase: Vive la France! And a heartfelt Danke Shoen to Germany, as well.

Thought that needed to be reviewed 1 more time.

[metesky]

IIRC, this guy used to hang out on Cape Cod. Big doper.

[DAPFE8900]

Wish there was a way to call this coward out...I would love to go toe to toe with someone like this...Even if i did get my a## whooped it would be nice to get a few punches in...

[presidio9]

Wish there was a way to call this coward out...I would love to go toe to toe with someone like this...Even if i did get my a## whooped it would be nice to get a few punches in...

Not much to worry about there. The guy is a complete pussy. I remember a story about a trip he took to Yankee Stadium (the guy is a baseball fan, and he uses his press credentials to get on the field) where a he started spoting his liberal crap in the parking-lot. Some "fratboy" (his term) took offense and spit on him. Now, spitting on people is also pretty lame, but so was Crimmins' response: He started crying because he was scared. This is the type of charachter that creates an America-hating liberal. I know Barry Crimmins, and this story is 100% true. Vistit his website at barrycrimmins.com and make that challenge. It won't be met.

[presidio9]

IIRC, this guy used to hang out on Cape Cod. Big doper.

That might explain the fact that his website is proclaiming that Crimmins invented to term "Axis of Weasel" as a name for "Court-Appointed President Bush And His Cronies" and the NY Post stole it from him.

[sbelew]

Guess who's got a guestbook? :)

http://www.barrycrimmins.com/addguest.html

[deaconblues]

My goodness!!

What a cogent dissertation on American politics, the environment, and the "supposed" Iraqi threat.

I, for one am convinced!

I am quitting my job, and selling my SUV. Gonna get me some tie-dyed t-shirts, and a Volkswagen van, and move to a hippie commune in Berkeley. Barry Crimmins is a genius!!!............

Everybody sing "Kumbaya m-lord, Kumbaya"

[presidio9]

Actually, don't bother. The guestbook is censored. But the words "FreeRepublic" are now entered on the guestbook. Hopefully a few of those zombies will now hit this website, learn the truth, and we've done some good. In the meantime, hit the website, and learn just how out of touch with reality these people really are. They have been fighting the Viet Nam War for 35 years, and they don't know how to do anything else. But it was never about the Vietnamese people they so claimed to care about in the first place. Guys like Barry Crimmins won't be happy until we are all living in a Communist world. That is what he wants, and that is what he believes. And there are plenty more out there like him.

[sbelew]

Hehe - I'll say they are - My "Pi$$ on you, you communist turd" comment was edited to say "I agree with Ed".

[RichInOC]

"What a winter we?ve had! It?s been colder than Nancy Reagan?s heart..."

Barry, Nancy Reagan has spent the better part of the last ten years watching her husband as she knew him fading away, and she's stood by him, taken care of him, and shown every sign of (dare I say it?) loving him anyway. When you come down with Alzheimer's some day (actually, it sounds like it may already be setting on in your case), may God grant you have somebody that coldhearted there for you.

And Barry, trust me on this...you're not funny. Don't quit your day job. If comedy is in fact your day job, start looking for another one. You are taking up gigs that could be better filled by Z-list comedians.

[presidio9]

Notice how the brainwashed loser who "maintains" the guestbook removed the email addresses from the zombies who needed to post a "Barry you are my messiah" testimony every 3 or 4 weeks. If you post a disention, it is my experience, that he either throws out your message, our writes his own message and signs your email address. Mine is about 3/4 of the way down the page, and it says something like "I'm a loser and I never win." He includes your email address, in the hopes that you get deluged with hatemail. Problem is there are very few people who agree with Barry Crimmins these days. And the ones that do are mostly stoned. History has shown that he was completely wrong, and the near future will spell the end for him and his ilk. And he is such a closte hateful bastard that I am only too happy to help him along. It is his sincerest wish that he could do the same for me and you.

[leadpencil1]

Here is a face to put to the words.