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Caption this overrated dimbulb, Sheryl Crow
2-21-2003

Posted on 02/21/2003 7:54:08 AM PST by Paul Atreides



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: careersagging; idiot; salesflat; scarycrow
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I don't believe in your so-called talent, Ms. Crow!
1 posted on 02/21/2003 7:54:08 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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I vacationed in Iraq and all I got was this lousy Tee Shirt.
2 posted on 02/21/2003 7:56:08 AM PST by dei23
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To: Paul Atreides
I don't recall anyone asking her opinion.
3 posted on 02/21/2003 7:57:49 AM PST by CheneyChick
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Look mom! I'm pretending to be significant!
4 posted on 02/21/2003 7:57:51 AM PST by Bikers4Bush
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Only a vulture could appreciate that bush.
5 posted on 02/21/2003 7:58:00 AM PST by hang 'em (No I'm not a Jew or a Zionist. I'm not even religious, I'm an Episcopalian.)
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6 posted on 02/21/2003 8:00:00 AM PST by dead
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Do I look like a twenty year old?
7 posted on 02/21/2003 8:01:56 AM PST by Lijahsbubbe
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She wears more makeup than KISS.
8 posted on 02/21/2003 8:02:48 AM PST by dead
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Look - I can make them look saggy even with a bra on!
9 posted on 02/21/2003 8:03:02 AM PST by mn-bush-man
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I'm sorry...does she actually think she has the sort of body that invites people to look at her chest, and will then be captivated by the message they find there? Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
10 posted on 02/21/2003 8:03:15 AM PST by shezza (I'll bet she's pro-France, too. Weasels of a feather...)
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Notice the not-so-subtle use of "Mr. Bush" instead of "Mr. President" or "President Bush." In their eyes, the liberals still think that Al Gore is president -- talk about delusional! Another pathetic case of someone mistaking their talent for intelligence.
11 posted on 02/21/2003 8:03:32 AM PST by reegs
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I bet she'd like to know what we think: http://www.sherylcrow.com/forums_index.html
12 posted on 02/21/2003 8:04:23 AM PST by TheBigB (Liberalism=Evil)
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I believe she should take the shirt off.
13 posted on 02/21/2003 8:04:31 AM PST by r9etb
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I am wearing this shirt to distract from my bad hair and boy's body.
14 posted on 02/21/2003 8:05:24 AM PST by faithincowboys
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Aw c'mon Paul, lighten up. She's got plenty of talent... it's just that it's not a talent for thinking. Music, however, is another matter.

(A note to Sheryl: Don't quit your day job!)
15 posted on 02/21/2003 8:05:42 AM PST by Redcloak (And now for something completely different...)
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I don't buy your Music, Ms. Crow!

Or how about this, with a nod to the old SNL....

Sheryl, you ignorant slut, who did you have to sleep with to get a record contract?

16 posted on 02/21/2003 8:06:22 AM PST by machman
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On the back it says: Insert quarter in slot.
17 posted on 02/21/2003 8:06:56 AM PST by fightu4it
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I just can't get into her type of nerve-grating singing. Not only that, but it has spawned so many imitators that it is all you hear.
18 posted on 02/21/2003 8:07:14 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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Notice the not-so-subtle use of "Mr. Bush" instead of "Mr. President" or "President Bush."

I notice that ALL the time. ALL the time - in newspapers, on television - it's like a coordinated effort on the left. And it ticks me off.

19 posted on 02/21/2003 8:07:32 AM PST by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Eleven. Exactly. One louder.)
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Ummmmm....

She's hot and makes pretty good music.


I don't know why people don't just ignore these idiot performers like the rest of the world. Look at how the "Boycot Rush" project has worked-out for the liberals. They've probably increased his ratings.
20 posted on 02/21/2003 8:08:19 AM PST by The Lake City Gar
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