It must have been a surgeon. They sign organs all the time.
"The Secretariat is the only building in New York that is . . . swayback (( link ))."
"If it was a horse it would have been shot years ago. Presently the U.N. is asking the United States to build them yet another skyscraping monolith in tribute to themselves at a cost of 3.1 billion dollars, which raises the question, how do you say, "Up yours!" in Farsi? As long as the United States is saddled with support of this parasitic organization, we can hardly do other than think of it as a poor relation."