Rule Number One for Democrat Disruptors:
Identify yourself as "one of them". When calling in to Rush or posting at a conservative site say "I am a Republican" or something similar at the outset. Use the conservative phone line at C-SPAN.
Remember lying is okay if it is for a good cause. Also remember that conservatives tend to be trusting; they don't lie and don't suspect those of us who do.
(Tipoff that this person is lying: "member of US armed forces". Anyone actually serving in the Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force would never use such stilted language. Go back to the seminar and improve your lying skills, moron.)