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AP - Hans Blix and his team of UN weapons inspectors have completed their 287th month of searching for Sauron's Ring of Power. "There is still no smoking ring," Blix reported to an electrified crowd of journalists and international observers. In the streets of Minas Tirith hundreds of people protested the "warmongering" attitude of Aragorn "W" Arathorn and his insistence of a military build up of various armies of men, elves, dwarves and other vertically challenged peoples. Sauron Hussein has issued a statement that he loves everyone in middle earth and longs for nothing but peace and love to fill the land and that the billowing black couds coming from Mordor are merely gathering spring rains. He dispelled rumors of columns of Orcs massing beyond the mountains as simply being "some bunny rabbits and maybe a pony or two".

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