[js1138]

I suspect that taking LOTR literally could also lead to a world without all those pesky wimen.

Besides, I always assumed that wars were the result of men trying to get rich quick so they could buy wimen stuff, so...

Oh, nevermind.

[ancient_geezer]

Besides, I always assumed that wars were the result of men trying to get rich quick so they could buy wimen stuff,

Actually you have it wrong, men go to wars so wimen will throw themselves after them.

At least that's what my recruiter told me many years ago. Hard to say what their telling young men now days though.