[txradioguy]

Heard thin on John Gobson's show tonite. What would the French call the detonation of a nuclear device in the middle of Paris? Further proof that the inspection regime is working!

[Dog]

Chirac particularly warned Romania and Bulgaria, who are still negotiating to enter the bloc in 2007.

"Romania and Bulgaria were particularly irresponsible to (sign the letter) when their position is really delicate," Chirac said. "If they wanted to diminish their chances of joining Europe they could not have found a better way."

Well we can solve that Chirac...we will invite them to join NAFTA!

[Man of the Right]

Saddam has Chirac personally on retainer.