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British Men Opt for Penis Extensions, Clinic Says
Reuters ^ | 2-17-03 | Anon Reuters Brit Stringer

Posted on 02/17/2003 11:23:28 AM PST by Pharmboy

LONDON (Reuters) - Penis extensions are the top cosmetic surgery treatment for British men while women choose liposuction or breast enlargement, medics said on Monday.

The Harley Medical Group, which runs 10 private clinics in Britain, released figures for 2002 which showed more than a third of operations on men were for penis extensions, followed by nose surgery and liposuction.

Men made up 35 percent of the group's patients last year and their average age was between 22-37 years old.

The group said more men were also getting non-surgical procedures such as botox or collagen injections and paying for treatments with credit cards.

Non-surgical treatments to remove fine lines and wrinkles were also popular with women, according to the group.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: beallyoucanbe; brits; tossers; wankers
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Sounds painful.
1 posted on 02/17/2003 11:23:28 AM PST by Pharmboy
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To: blam; aculeus
Should really be in "Extension News"
2 posted on 02/17/2003 11:24:23 AM PST by Pharmboy (Dems lie 'cause they have to)
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To: Pharmboy
..and STUPID!!! WHO would allow someone to...well, "If it ain't broke..."

!!!

3 posted on 02/17/2003 11:25:09 AM PST by bannie
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To: Pharmboy
What a bunch of morons...

Christ, if ya got the money to get your monkey stretched, just go down and buy a 12 meter Fountain power boat... You'll have all the broads you want then. Even with a little willy!!

JMHO

SR

4 posted on 02/17/2003 11:28:02 AM PST by sit-rep
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To: Pharmboy
I believe the operation is called an "addidictume."
5 posted on 02/17/2003 11:29:28 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: bannie
>>>....and STUPID!!! WHO would allow someone to...well, "If it ain't broke..."

Someone called them Shorty.

6 posted on 02/17/2003 11:30:00 AM PST by Dan(9698)
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To: sit-rep
You'll have all the broads you want then

Who declared the female gender the object of their affection?

7 posted on 02/17/2003 11:31:39 AM PST by fight_truth_decay (Occupied)
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To: Pharmboy
The Brits have no need for genitalia extenders. Tony Blair appears to possess massive cajones!
8 posted on 02/17/2003 11:32:23 AM PST by friendly
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To: Pharmboy
Now if they could just create a device that would grow some balls, they could open up shop in France...
9 posted on 02/17/2003 11:33:00 AM PST by ItsJeff
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To: Pharmboy
Calling Austin Powers Bump!
10 posted on 02/17/2003 11:36:35 AM PST by Frank_Discussion
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To: Pharmboy
Pictures?
11 posted on 02/17/2003 11:41:14 AM PST by foolscap
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To: Dan(9698)
haha! If the name-caller was a woman, she wasn't doin' her job correctly...

;D

12 posted on 02/17/2003 11:42:05 AM PST by bannie
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To: Dan(9698)
haha! If the name-caller was a woman, she wasn't doin' her job correctly...

;D

13 posted on 02/17/2003 11:42:09 AM PST by bannie
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To: Frank_Discussion
Oh beeHAAAAVE...
14 posted on 02/17/2003 11:45:14 AM PST by Pharmboy (Dems lie 'cause they have to)
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To: Pharmboy
I always knew the British were little weenies.
15 posted on 02/17/2003 11:45:23 AM PST by goose1
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To: Pharmboy
Surely the botox injections are not intended for the penis!!!! That seem like it would be counter productive.
16 posted on 02/17/2003 11:47:13 AM PST by Ditter
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To: ItsJeff
grow some balls, they could open up shop in France... LOL
17 posted on 02/17/2003 11:47:25 AM PST by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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To: fight_truth_decay
Who declared the female gender the object of their affection?

Interesting point...I bet your implication is correct.

18 posted on 02/17/2003 11:48:23 AM PST by Pharmboy (Dems lie 'cause they have to)
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To: fight_truth_decay
lol...

Ya know, I can't go twelve hours without being reminded that we do share our world with the lowest common denominator.

You're right I guess... ...so, I'll re-phrase, if I may...

Instead of paying to get their monkey stretched, if they are homos, they should spend that money and have a huge gang bang. Hopefully, er... ...maybe one of the participants will have aids, and they get their dismissal from our world the way they like it.

If you are not gay, and if ya got the money to get your monkey stretched, just go down and buy a 12 meter Fountain power boat... You'll have all the broads you want then. Even with a little willy!! ...lol...

Sorry for not thinking, I hope this is better...

SR

19 posted on 02/17/2003 11:48:35 AM PST by sit-rep
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Women receiving surgery to become men have an"Addadicktomy" Men getting an extension get an "addeddicktomy".
20 posted on 02/17/2003 11:50:49 AM PST by oyez (Is this a great country...........Or what?)
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