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To: lavrenti
I'm a "Thou shalt not covet" kind of guy, but when Ms Harris cashes in her ultimate heavenly chips, the "Thou shalt not kill" has more weight than the "Thou shalt not covet" command. God has to rank them, it's a shame Moses dropped and destroyed the third slab of Commandments (Mel Brooks ping). "Thou shall not joke about bombs in the airport." "Thou shalt not watch Saved by the Bell". "Thou shalt not refrain from ripping the mattress tag because that law sucks." "Thou shalt not go on field trips with Father Rick." "Thou shalt not open nostrils around Frenchmen and Madonna." "Thou shalt not play air guitar in front of women ".
232 posted on 02/14/2003 8:01:10 PM PST by ArneFufkin
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To: ArneFufkin
I'm just talking Texas law here. I concur about what the big dude will likely do to Clara in the Great Beyond.

Several lost Commandments were broken in this case: "Thou shalt not do boom-boom with the office floozy in the hotel where you married your wife." "Thou shalt not do boom-boom with the office floozy knowing your wife is Columbian." "Thou shalt not affect a look like an infamous movie slut while involved in a murder trial." "Thou shalt not walk said slut to car after violent confrontation with cuckolded spouse, knowing spouse is Columbian and still in close physical proximity." "Thou shalt not run over husband with Mercedes—be patriotic and use American-made car."

Honestly I'm glad Clara is getting time and is losing her license to practice. No matter how ill-advised, arrogant and just plain stupid her husband was--he didn't deserve to die.
245 posted on 02/14/2003 8:47:44 PM PST by lavrenti
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