[Chancellor Palpatine]

The best thing that the government can do is to conveniently not notice the group of cheerleader dads who escort the old pervert outside for a chat. Jeez, doewsn't anybody know how to threaten off a weirdo anymore? Have we become so lame that we've lost the art of verbal intimidation that doesn't cross the line to the criminal?

[Eagle Eye]

A strategically placed umbrella would solve the situation.

No bats, no fisticuffs, no intimidation, no cops.